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Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Buddy2012
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:32 am to
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If you fart 15 times evenly throughout the day that's .625 farts per hour.


Early this morning I had a crop duster type fart that sounded like my arse was speaking in morse code. Woke the dog up he was barking like we were being attacked by terrorists. So does this count as one fart or a bunch of little farts
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7909 posts
Posted on 9/29/21 at 2:00 pm to
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Early this morning I had a crop duster type fart that sounded like my arse was speaking in morse code. Woke the dog up he was barking like we were being attacked by terrorists. So does this count as one fart or a bunch of little farts


I don't know the answer to this, but in googling things about farts I found out that farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second. Wonder who has the fastest farts on this board.
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