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Posted on 9/27/21 at 3:05 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 9/27/21 at 3:05 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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That humans average about 15 farts per day? So with 92,000 inside Sanford Stadium, if everyones arse was mic’d up, it would sound like one long continuous fart for 4 hours in there
More than that.
If you fart 15 times evenly throughout the day that's .625 farts per hour. If the game lasts 4 hours, that's 2.5 farts for the average person.
92k people times 2.5 farts is 230k farts.
If each fart lasts half a second that's 115k seconds of farting.
There are 60 seconds in one minute, so dividing by 60 we get 1916.6 minutes of farting.
There 60 minutes in an hour, so dividing again by 60 again we get an approximation of 32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given football Saturday....Not accounting for increased tootledge as a result of alcohol, tailgating snacks, and other farty concessions.
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Posted on 9/27/21 at 3:16 pm to FinleyStreet
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FinleyStreet
This... This right here is the reason I keep coming back to this website.
Thank you very much
Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:09 pm to FinleyStreet
Finley with the win
Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:48 pm to FinleyStreet
I hate to spoil the party, but this math is flawed.
Your estimate of "32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given Saturday" violates the fundamental laws of time. You're talking about stringing farts together artificially in sequence while I'm talking about real-time naturally random farts. The reason I used 4 hours is because that's an average time to be in Sanford for a game.
So with 92,000 inside Sanford, I'm just saying that a fart is being ripped in there from someone somewhere in any section at every single moment for the entire four hours of the gameday.
Again, just picture a small microphone taped to every ticket holders arse cheek, and the mics are all connected to one giant bluetooth speaker. That speaker would hum with continuous fart sounds for the entire 4 hours. There'd never be one single moment of silence.
I imagine the sequence being like popcorn popping when the kernels get really heated up. Except instead of pops, it'd be fart noises
Your estimate of "32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given Saturday" violates the fundamental laws of time. You're talking about stringing farts together artificially in sequence while I'm talking about real-time naturally random farts. The reason I used 4 hours is because that's an average time to be in Sanford for a game.
So with 92,000 inside Sanford, I'm just saying that a fart is being ripped in there from someone somewhere in any section at every single moment for the entire four hours of the gameday.
Again, just picture a small microphone taped to every ticket holders arse cheek, and the mics are all connected to one giant bluetooth speaker. That speaker would hum with continuous fart sounds for the entire 4 hours. There'd never be one single moment of silence.
I imagine the sequence being like popcorn popping when the kernels get really heated up. Except instead of pops, it'd be fart noises
Posted on 9/29/21 at 9:32 am to FinleyStreet
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If you fart 15 times evenly throughout the day that's .625 farts per hour.
Early this morning I had a crop duster type fart that sounded like my arse was speaking in morse code. Woke the dog up he was barking like we were being attacked by terrorists. So does this count as one fart or a bunch of little farts
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