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re: Why do you, yes you, hate Auburn?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 6:26 pm to AuburnPanic40
Posted on 9/14/21 at 6:26 pm to AuburnPanic40
I hate Aubie because....
Their fans have all the arrogance of Texas with all the accomplishments of Texas A&M
Every "special" team they've ever had was a result of cheating. Either paying Scam Newton or the crap that Bowden did back in the 90's. The basketball team with Porter(?, #2) and now with that slimy Bruce Pearl leading them they'll cheat again
They are the ULTIMATE jealous little brother and they act like it. Tehy will always be #2 in a 2nd rate state
They have one AWESOME tradition, letting that Eagle fly, seriously one of the coolest things in CFB, surrounded by tons of stupid shite like rolling trees.
Tigers, War Eagles, Plainsmen..... pick a fricking mascot
My girlfriend in college transferred there and ended up marrying a South African billionaire
When they get beat, they make excuses. When they win, they gloat.
Bryan Harsin has a punchable face. Not quite as punchable as Bruce Pearl... ok I take that back, Harsins face is more punchable.
They have no loyalty to those who sacrificed their dignity to get them to the top. Chizik, Malzahn, Cliff Whuzhizname, hell, if they were a decent program they would've already offered Cam a job since he can't cut it in the NFL anymore.
1984 Liberty Bowl
Last years fumble by Bo Nix was called a pass by some inbred Aubie grad Ref.
Their fans have all the arrogance of Texas with all the accomplishments of Texas A&M
Every "special" team they've ever had was a result of cheating. Either paying Scam Newton or the crap that Bowden did back in the 90's. The basketball team with Porter(?, #2) and now with that slimy Bruce Pearl leading them they'll cheat again
They are the ULTIMATE jealous little brother and they act like it. Tehy will always be #2 in a 2nd rate state
They have one AWESOME tradition, letting that Eagle fly, seriously one of the coolest things in CFB, surrounded by tons of stupid shite like rolling trees.
Tigers, War Eagles, Plainsmen..... pick a fricking mascot
My girlfriend in college transferred there and ended up marrying a South African billionaire
When they get beat, they make excuses. When they win, they gloat.
Bryan Harsin has a punchable face. Not quite as punchable as Bruce Pearl... ok I take that back, Harsins face is more punchable.
They have no loyalty to those who sacrificed their dignity to get them to the top. Chizik, Malzahn, Cliff Whuzhizname, hell, if they were a decent program they would've already offered Cam a job since he can't cut it in the NFL anymore.
1984 Liberty Bowl
Last years fumble by Bo Nix was called a pass by some inbred Aubie grad Ref.
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 7:08 pm to StrongHog
girlfriend was smart. beats marrying a chicken plant worker.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 7:14 pm to StrongHog
quote:
Their fans have all the arrogance of Texas with all the accomplishments of Texas A&M
Every "special" team they've ever had was a result of cheating. Either paying Scam Newton or the crap that Bowden did back in the 90's. The basketball team with Porter(?, #2) and now with that slimy Bruce Pearl leading them they'll cheat again
They are the ULTIMATE jealous little brother and they act like it. Tehy will always be #2 in a 2nd rate state
They have one AWESOME tradition, letting that Eagle fly, seriously one of the coolest things in CFB, surrounded by tons of stupid shite like rolling trees.
Tigers, War Eagles, Plainsmen..... pick a fricking mascot
My girlfriend in college transferred there and ended up marrying a South African billionaire
When they get beat, they make excuses. When they win, they gloat.
Bryan Harsin has a punchable face. Not quite as punchable as Bruce Pearl... ok I take that back, Harsins face is more punchable.
They have no loyalty to those who sacrificed their dignity to get them to the top. Chizik, Malzahn, Cliff Whuzhizname, hell, if they were a decent program they would've already offered Cam a job since he can't cut it in the NFL anymore.
1984 Liberty Bowl
Last years fumble by Bo Nix was called a pass by some inbred Aubie grad Ref.
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