Started By
Message
locked post

Texas & OU fans: if you could have sex with a former player, who would it be?

Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:31 pm
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:31 pm
And what is it about said player that turns you on?
This post was edited on 8/13/21 at 4:30 pm
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:40 pm to
Freddie Steinmark. Played in the 1969 Texas vs Arkansas game with a malignant bone tumor in his left leg and had it amputated less than a week later. He received the game ball after the 1970 cotton bowl

ETA: nice bait and switch on the title
This post was edited on 8/13/21 at 4:49 pm
Posted by SneezyBeltran
Some Mountain in Colorado
Member since Jul 2021
172 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:42 pm to
Ricky Williams.

Humble, worked hard, watched him live multiple times. Dude was an amazing athlete.

He stayed an extra year to help Mack build what was so fun to watch. He could've left his Junior year and likely wouldn't have been hampered by dumbass Ditka.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34142 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

He could've left his Junior year




As a Saints fan, why did this not happen?
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:43 pm to
Mine was Peter Gardere. It was so fun to call out his name in the stands.

“Peeeeeteeeeeeeeeer”

Over and over until he threw it to our team. It was glorious. He was awesome.
Posted by SneezyBeltran
Some Mountain in Colorado
Member since Jul 2021
172 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

As a Saints fan, why did this not happen?


It wouldn't have changed anything about having Ditka completely f the Saints.
Posted by BigRedNewKingOfSEC
Southeast Asia
Member since Jul 2021
477 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:45 pm to
Baker Mayfield. Great leader.
Posted by SneezyBeltran
Some Mountain in Colorado
Member since Jul 2021
172 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Over and over until he threw it to our team. It was glorious. He was awesome.



Almost as good as Pullig.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
2693 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:50 pm to
Lee Roy Selmon. Universally considered the best to ever play at OU.

I was 18 or 19 and doing landscaping during the summer. We were landscaping around a freshly-installed pool and didn't know this at first, but it was a pool Lee Roy bought for his mother's home. He'd been retired for a year or two. He stepped outside in overalls & work gloves, of course we're like 'holy shite??' and helped us for two days straight, running wheelbarrows full of sod, jackhammering up a sidewalk, etc. He brought us lunch, water & tea from inside, and gave us a bunch of personalized autographs on 8x10 photos of him playing for Tampa Bay. Best ever at OU and cool as shite as well. RIP Lee Roy.

Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Almost as good as Pullig.


Nicely done whorn. Nice done.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Over and over until he threw it to our team. It was glorious. He was awesome.
We thought the same about Tannehill, and then thought it was even more hysterical that the greatest professional qb in a&m history was completely emasculated by a Texas team that was 6-4 at the time during the single biggest event on campus in Texas A&M University history
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:54 pm to
Jamelle Holieway:

1st ever true freshman QB to win a National Championship (1985). When the diva Troy Aikman left OU for UCLA, this kid stepped in and dazzled.
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
60625 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Jamelle Holieway:


I remember him! He was a good one. I also remember LeRoy Selmon. Another good one.
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:05 pm to
As an OU fan, my favorite Longhorn is Chrissy Sims. Those were some fun years. I really hope he has a son that plays QB for Texas someday. A Father-Son legacy train wreck sure would be great to watch. BOOMER!
Posted by AZHorn
Southern Arizona
Member since Aug 2021
931 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:10 pm to
Favorite to watch was Vince Young just because he was an amazing athlete in College..Seemed like he could not lose against any odds once he got rolling about half way through his Sophomore year..

Favorite to root for was Major Applewhite because Mack hosed him over so many times letting Chris Simms start over him..
This post was edited on 8/12/21 at 4:13 pm
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

We thought the same about Tannehill, and then thought it was even more hysterical that the greatest professional qb in a&m history was completely emasculated by a Texas team that was 6-4 at the time during the single biggest event on campus in Texas A&M University history


Dude we beat you at DKR the year before. You beat us at Kyle. Even during your glory years from 2005-20011 you were ranked 2, 3 and 4 laying us 3 times during that period. And a natty to boot. We STILL beat you 3 out of 7 during that time.

Now go ahead and pull up all time records and tell us how you dominates by beating you 16 percent more than we beat you. Even when we were a small farm school.

Bama kicking our arse the past decade. At 90 percent. Thats dominate.

But carry on with your delusions.
Posted by BigRedNewKingOfSEC
Southeast Asia
Member since Jul 2021
477 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:12 pm to
"dominant"
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44996 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Mine was Peter Gardere. It was so fun to call out his name in the stands.

“Peeeeeteeeeeeeeeer”

That happened at Olsen Field whenever he batted.
Good stuff.
Posted by 8
Albuquerque
Member since Jul 2021
311 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:15 pm to
It's hard not to say Mayfield. He was great to have on your team and the players loved him. Would have hated him if I played against him. The planting the flag at Ohio State will be talked about for a generation.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Dude we beat you at DKR the year before. You beat us at Kyle.
which game was the last one in series history?
quote:

Even during your glory years from 2005-20011 you were ranked 2, 3 and 4 laying us 3 times during that period. And a natty to boot. We STILL beat you 3 out of 7 during that time.
lol those aren’t even our glory years. Especially not 2010 and 2011* when we weren’t even ranked going into those games and A&M was favored in each. But cute how you avoided using 2000-2004 to continue your desperate narrative
quote:

Now go ahead and pull up all time records and tell us how you dominates by beating you 16 percent more than we beat you. Even when we were a small farm school
it’s actually much more than that. The difference is 39 games and A&M doesn’t even have 39 total wins and saying “it’s not our fault our Farmersonly.com school was such a shitty attraction to high school graduates” is an odd flex but ok?
quote:

But carry on with your delusions.
seems like you’ve got that under control yourself

By the way - the thread was about Texas and OU fans’ favorite players. But carry on whining and making it about yourself because one of my posts hurt your feelings
quote:

Thats dominate.
Aggie degree checks out
This post was edited on 8/12/21 at 4:27 pm
Page 1 2 3 4
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter