re: A Texas baseball player walks into a bar

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And strikes out with every girl in there

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I hate to be the ackshully guy but he did hit a home run with one of his 31 at bats.

And as a married old fart, I'd be pretty happy to strike out 21 times if I could get a home run tonight.

At this point, she could at least give me a balk Oregon style.