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re: Honest SEC state slogans
Posted on 5/27/21 at 8:00 am to starkvingrad
Posted on 5/27/21 at 8:00 am to starkvingrad
Alabama - Teen Pregnancy...it’s what we do
Arkansas - Home of Fayetteville...the one town that isn’t a meth-riddled shithole.
Florida - Welcome to Florida - Amber Alert Capital of the World
Georgia - Come for the sports, stay for the frustration
Kentucky - Making alcoholism and degenerate gambling classy since 1792
Louisiana - The state so friendly that everyone has syphilis
Mississippi - Here’s another biscuit...you’re just not fat enough.
Missouri - Because Iowa just didn’t suck enough
South Carolina - Where Middle America comes to take its shirt off
Tennessee - “Tennessee - Cherokee for ‘Fat White People who like shitty amusement parks’
Texas - Flush...it's a long way to El Paso
Arkansas - Home of Fayetteville...the one town that isn’t a meth-riddled shithole.
Florida - Welcome to Florida - Amber Alert Capital of the World
Georgia - Come for the sports, stay for the frustration
Kentucky - Making alcoholism and degenerate gambling classy since 1792
Louisiana - The state so friendly that everyone has syphilis
Mississippi - Here’s another biscuit...you’re just not fat enough.
Missouri - Because Iowa just didn’t suck enough
South Carolina - Where Middle America comes to take its shirt off
Tennessee - “Tennessee - Cherokee for ‘Fat White People who like shitty amusement parks’
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But you didn't do Texas
Texas - Flush...it's a long way to El Paso
This post was edited on 5/27/21 at 11:06 am
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Posted on 5/27/21 at 9:31 am to TailbackU
^Nailed it.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 9:32 am to TailbackU
But you didn't do Texas.
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