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Apparently you can’t have alone time when you’re married!

Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:26 pm
Posted by Lemonpuppy
Mississippi
Member since May 2020
2709 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:26 pm
Hey cause who doesn’t wanna be up another persons arse 24/7 roll fricking tide.

I know wrong board, but I needed to melt thanks.

frick UCLA we beating that arse tofay
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/4/21 at 6:40 am
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72847 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:28 pm to
You grew up with her in the same house

You should be used to it by now
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:29 pm to
Got caught wacking off?
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

"our money"


That's my favorite. "Our money" and "her money".

Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
21129 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:35 pm to
Just have throw her against the wall sex until she is an incoherent mess that isn’t able to walk for a couple hours. I mean rail it like you wanted to when you first met but were too afraid of how she would react. It’s how I get my Tuesday trips to Cherokee.
Posted by Mainieri Fan
Member since Sep 2018
1264 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:43 pm to
Just let her go get some BBC. Then you can have all the alone time you want...
Posted by Lemonpuppy
Mississippi
Member since May 2020
2709 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:45 pm to
Oh man y’all are cheering me up
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35022 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:48 pm to
Some of you folks got a shitty marriage
Posted by Scot 20
Texas
Member since Aug 2020
258 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:52 pm to
No alone time to rub one out. I hear ya bro.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17835 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Some of you folks got a shitty marriage


For sure. I have a great marriage, but I know a lot of folks don't. A good marriage can be a pain in the arse sometimes, so I can't imagine what a shitty one is like.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3634 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 1:02 pm to
Stay out drinking tonight...come home...hop in bed...smack her on the arse and say, "Roll over, baby, you're next."

You'll get some alone time.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23764 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 1:04 pm to
Pics?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 6:01 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 4/4/21 at 6:39 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

You grew up with her in the same house

You should be used to it by now


Quality troll right there. Well executed.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
21129 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

Just let her go get some BBC.


Dude we don’t have enough blacks to support a decent chicken wing place. We just don’t have any here.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55556 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

You grew up with her in the same house

You should be used to it by now

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