re: This is Why Nobody Wanted to Hire Mike Leach

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arkansas fan: This is Why Nobody Wanted to Hire Mike Leach

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He was about the fifth coach to turn you guys down

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that's the first thing that came to my mind, and it's all i could think about as he yarned his way through his meltytale. he's lost his mind already.

ed you've got to get ahold of yourself and stop the lunacy. stop the revisionism. stop the lies. stop at sonic. knuck if you buck ed.

knuck if you buck ed.
knuck if you buck ed.
knuck if you buck ed.
i don't really know what that means.

stop making up wins against uncle rico and the west georgia bowl jackson types of the world (too soon?), or we're all gonna start making up wins against the 20x crowned champion of...well, you know.

stop with the, "muuuh, he hasn't won't titles so he's no pit boss."

"ackchyuallyyyy the right coach can win a title at tech."

"yawwwll he abuses kids in lawnmower sheds yawwwll share this yawwwll."

"muuuh my pussy, muuuh MY PUSSY!!!"

bless your little heart you've got to stop this ed and turn down.

for what?

because auburn apparently has broken it's hard little cock ALL OFF IN DAT PIGGY ARSE.

(it ain't very big around but it shoooore is short!)

you sound so bitter,
so purjurious,
so,

m e l t y .

be like the old hardened state fans of lore and be,

m e l t p r o o f

stop thinking leach autographed your sister's tits while she was away for the weekend on a girl's trip.
he did not.

(hint: i did)

stop poor mouthing. i don't live here but by all accounts y'all must've been bleeding out profusely. i assume these type threads are the final death throes, the final cheyne-stokes gasps for life, if you will.

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Eventually though I slapped myself in the face hard enough to realize this was a losers mentality and we don't want any part of a hire like that.

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stop slapping yourself.

scratch that: if it cures being a losing football program then slap all of your remaining (if applicable) teeth out. frick it slap me too. and do it like your sister does it please.

look, sure, y'all got over the hump (and to no surprise of your's truly and i've stated my newfound fanship of sam pittman and so good on him), but you ain't coasting yet baw.

stop. slow your roll. you're still arkansas. don't forget that.

(some of the more delusional, "full of piss and vinegar" state fans around here should be able to tell you alllll about slowing your roll -starting with the guy who wants leach fired after 3 games. i'm sure he's a real reasonable fellow, and he's certainly not one of those sad sack, maniacal sports fans living out the wins and losses of his life vicariously through a rebuilding, rebranding, and amateur football team.)

your job as a razorback is to fight that uphill battle, climb up out of the flint, michigan sugar ditch that you've fallen in to, and make this conference proud, and no amount of melting over auburn, over leach, over your sister's tits (mmmm delicious), over trying to compare mike leach to the chad morris guy (that yall won't stfu about) or ANY of that trifling sideshow shite is going to help you do that. ONLY YOU, ED. ONLY THE RAZORBACK NATION CAN DO THAT ED.

stop saying his name. for the love of all that is good and kind i will not say it again, "BOBBY 'DUCATI' PETRINO AIN'T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR EVER AGAIN". he's not. so let it go.

bottom line: if you want to be invited back in as a voting member of the Deluxe Tier of Bottom Tier Brotherhood of SEC Teams by its committee members then fyi, your complaining CERTAINLY won't get you any brownie points.

now rear your neckless heads and scream loud and proud with all that your meth mouths have to give razorback nation, and let's hear a: woooooo piiiiggg sooooie!!!!

tldr, but it ain't gonna tell you anything about what i just said: i love how after 3 games leach is over-done-toast-buhbye-SCRAM. this is what happens when you spend too much time obsessing over a game and the meaningless wins and a meaningless losses: you lose sight of the reality of the situation. if leach doesn't work out then we will fire him and hire another coach and life will go on (though unfortunately for the state melter, it ain't gonna be after game 3). no conclusion can be had at this point in the game (or any point for that matter). there's only one way for mississippi state football to go, and that's, "not down." as long as leach can do that and we have a little excitement on the way and wreck a few seasons and cause a few nuclear meltdowns then sign me up. parity is dead and gone, and we ain't winning any titles so frickkit let's break some hearts and blow some minds. i'm locked cocked and ready to rock. and that is the conclusion of my biweekly post of the day. go sam pittman.