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What’s the fart etiquette in your house?

Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:49 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5492 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:49 pm
Growing up, it was acceptable to pretty much fart whenever when you’re at your house. We didn’t really think it was necessary to go to the bathroom for that. That’s a bit too much effort. The women would try to avoid doing it around other people for the most part though.

What about y’all? There seems to be a wide range of opinions on this.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
10959 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 2:26 pm to
Once upon a time . ..

One of my little brother's brought a girl home for dinner and while we were enjoying the meal a belch came from somewhere. Wasn't real sure, then she quipped, "why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it". Never did see she her again.

... jus another once upon a time.
Posted by Switchback
Highland Rim
Member since Oct 2020
772 posts
Posted on 10/6/20 at 9:10 pm to
One can fart anywhere but next to the moonshine still
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4355 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 10:02 am to
I live alone so wherever, whenever.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17225 posts
Posted on 10/7/20 at 6:37 pm to
A man's house is his castle. If you cant fart wherever you want there, you need to do some serious soul searching about your relationship.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15242 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 3:52 pm to
I'm especially proud of the "SBD" crawfish boil garlic farts while in bed with the wife and pull the covers over her head for the full effect.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9827 posts
Posted on 10/10/20 at 4:35 am to
Blame it on the dog.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 10/11/20 at 9:02 pm to
Let em rip tater chip!
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55447 posts
Posted on 10/12/20 at 6:56 am to
Go to the bathroom if you have to let one rip

Except for the 12 year old, she gets away with the kitchen table, couch, anywhere really with nothing more than a stern glance from mom
Posted by RobertLP
Member since Oct 2020
6 posts
Posted on 10/12/20 at 10:02 am to
the same situation
Posted by GumbOrgeron
Member since Feb 2018
1426 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 11:54 pm to
It’s crazy how you’ve gotten away with these threads over the years
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:06 pm to
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