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I get the post.

You have black kids on free rides to play sports telling people they won’t play if schools don’t cuck to their terms.

Cool, remove all statues, change names
On school that were no issue when you signed your LOI, have your black names, and in exchange you pay your way through while you play or
Not play.

These black kids hate white people. frick supporting people that hate me. Let’s see how a black funded and ticket buying fan base fills stadiums and drives athletic budgets.

What? Huh? I'm a little tipsy RN, but this shite is too funny to forget to respond. I'll probably edit tomorrow. Lol.

Here goes

OP is an adult man who's a big enough college football fan to be a member of this board, lurk regularly and almost never post for 1.5 decades. A man like that getting soooo triggered by kids - kids demanding . . .

. . .shite. I honestly didn't give enough of a frick to read the demands part. . .

Nonetheless!

It triggers him enough to post a melodramatic, mini-manifesto (a minifesto) to explain why he's abandoning his account that nobody noticed was even fricking there might be the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed.

Also.

I am forced to consider the current backdrop of death and division, poverty and pestilence while also not forgetting to juxtapose this guy's flight from football for the most minor of 'offenses' || insert eye roll || with the pioneering (often) young children who endured the very real hell of integration to attend schools. With that in mind I have to admit this could just be excellent satire. If that is true then bravo. Even if the entire account was created solely for the opportunity to reach this transcendence - achieve this diety level of parody - it was 15 years incredibly well spent.