re: Mormons in the SEC

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Don't Mormons believe the garden of Eden is in bumfrick Missouri? And there will be a huge holy war in Missouri? Kek

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Also:

-that a lost tribe of Jews fled to ancient America

-bringing with them elephants and the wheel

-that they fought native Americans and that Jesus paid a visit

-that they need to wear magic underwear and that they will get their own planet to rule when they die