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How to cope with getting old
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:10 pm
I fear Im joining the ranks of boomers. Up until a couple months ago I'd never heard of Billie Irish, or Ilish or whatever it is. Now I find out he/she/it is going to be doing the song for the next James Bond movie. Wtf, comes outta nowhere and gets it? I'd at least heard of Adelle and Sam Smith before but this person? No.
Then I see someone who I've never heard of named Taika Waititi is making a Star Wars. And news places act as though I should know who he is. After searching, he made a thor movie. So they have a literal who helming a multibillion dollar franchise, at least I think its a literal who, maybe Im wrong, Gen zers can tell me. Is he well known amongst the youth?
I have been called pops and told Im living like its 2003 still by people younger than me. Am I turning old? Clearly Im not keeping up with current "trends". How do I adjust to this life, is there a club I can join? How do I get access to the senior discount at restaurants and how do I join AARP?
Then I see someone who I've never heard of named Taika Waititi is making a Star Wars. And news places act as though I should know who he is. After searching, he made a thor movie. So they have a literal who helming a multibillion dollar franchise, at least I think its a literal who, maybe Im wrong, Gen zers can tell me. Is he well known amongst the youth?
I have been called pops and told Im living like its 2003 still by people younger than me. Am I turning old? Clearly Im not keeping up with current "trends". How do I adjust to this life, is there a club I can join? How do I get access to the senior discount at restaurants and how do I join AARP?
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:43 pm to thatguy45
Dont fear the fear. Aging is a natural progression.
Embrace the fact that others will turn to you for knowledge.
Buy a heavy bag, punch it hard every day.
Just be sure to tape up those brittle old wrists first.
Nice to see you again friend :)
Embrace the fact that others will turn to you for knowledge.
Buy a heavy bag, punch it hard every day.
Just be sure to tape up those brittle old wrists first.
Nice to see you again friend :)
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:49 pm to Trumansfangs
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Embrace the fact that others will turn to you for knowledge. Buy a heavy bag, punch it hard every day. Just be sure to tape up those brittle old wrists first.
I'll be like the next Muhamd Ali, goin till Im way too old to be in the ring, but way too old to care
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Nice to see you again friend :)
Nice to see you again as well
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:02 pm to thatguy45
Razzmatazz til you Ropeadope !
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:06 pm to thatguy45
I've not heard of any of the people you mention.
Silver Sneakers
Just Ask
Terrible idea. Find a conservative alternative, there are some. AARP is basically a wing of the democratic party.
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How do I adjust to this life, is there a club I can join?
Silver Sneakers
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How do I get access to the senior discount at restaurants
Just Ask
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how do I join AARP?
Terrible idea. Find a conservative alternative, there are some. AARP is basically a wing of the democratic party.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:12 pm to kywildcatfanone
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I've not heard of any of the people you mention.
Im happy Im not the only one. I mean who are they?
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SilverSneakers® is a health and fitness program designed for adults 65+ that’s included with many Medicare Plans
Shoot Im not old enough for SilverSneakers or Medicare yet. Gonna have to form my own club then. Aging Jordans?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:13 pm to thatguy45
1) Lift weights
2) Get Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook
3) Follow barstool and old row
4) Profit
2) Get Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook
3) Follow barstool and old row
4) Profit
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:39 pm to thatguy45
Ok boomer.
You and Pavoloco should hang out. He’s old like you.
You and Pavoloco should hang out. He’s old like you.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:53 pm to DownSouthJukin
Go clean your room bish, I gotta eat this sandwich your momma prepped for me
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:57 pm to thatguy45
Hey old man-make sure you use you use enough denture cream cuz imma come to your house and feed you a knuckle sammich. I hope you like the taste of your fake teeth, paw paw.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:28 pm to DownSouthJukin
Im paying for those steel tooth implants baw, hope you like getting your hand bit
Posted on 1/19/20 at 10:23 pm to DownSouthJukin
I have allowed him into the dojo of wisdom. Discussions of fine whiskey, cigars, large breasted women and which peptides work best have been had.
And I still have no idea who billie Elish or whomever is.
And I still have no idea who billie Elish or whomever is.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 10:47 pm to Pavoloco83
I, too, would like to study in the dojo of wisdom, sans the cigars.
I keep hearing some shite about a Billy Eyelash on the radio for some music festival. It sounds very low-t. Probably right up TG45’s alley.
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 1/19/20 at 11:20 pm to DownSouthJukin
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sans the cigars.
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It sounds very low-t. Probably right up TG45’s alley.
The only low-T one here is you if you don't like cigars. Nicotine blocks estrogen, enjoy the man boobs and fear of contact sports
Posted on 1/19/20 at 11:21 pm to Pavoloco83
Thank you for the help Sensei
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:06 am to thatguy45
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The only low-T one here is you if you don't like cigars. Nicotine blocks estrogen, enjoy the man boobs and fear of contact sports
Nicotine is for people with weak will power.
Smoking causes lip and tongue cancer. They use extra skin from your peen to fix that. Be careful-you don’t have any to spare.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 12:07 am
Posted on 1/20/20 at 12:13 am to DownSouthJukin
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cancer
Is caused by everything. Air, water, Bamanatureboy.
If a cigar once or twice a year gives me cancer, I was probably gonna get it anyway.
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They use extra skin from your peen to fix that. Be careful-you don’t have any to spare.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:19 am to thatguy45
Embrace the AARP discount
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:09 am to thatguy45
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fear Im joining the ranks of boomers
I don’t
So whew
And I’m getting old
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:03 am to I Bleed Garnet
How have you avoided It? Is it just the nyc life?
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