Wonder what kind of chairs they will have in the courtroom,

Folding chairs are pure death based on the Carnage of thousands of people a day who perish using them but a rolling office chair could be horrible as well as one could potentially yet uncontrollably roll oneself through a closed window and fall to ones death. Or spin out of control and fling ones self into a light fixture, electrocution is terrible. Chairs are far from Man's best friend unless that best friend is a rabid wolf bear mix that hasn't eaten in a month.

Also, think of the danger involved with a ball point pen which is basically another name for a yard dart. Death in the Mowed Grass.

Stairs, oh boy, as many as there are at a courthouse you could say they are fully automatic, assault stairs. Real death zones. Not to mention if there is an actual escalator, often known as the Man Eaters of Hartsfield International.

I won't even discuss the room of death known as the bathroom. More deadly than a trip to the artic in flip flops.

A simple pitcher and glass of water on the desk, what could possibly go wrong with that set up. I will tell you, drowning, shark attack, bends...

Truthfully Democrats should want to ban all these instruments of war.