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Posted on 10/7/19 at 5:58 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
Read? Those coondogs live in stilt shantys in the lowlands and have to pray that they don't step in water when they get up in the morning...which is 11:30 Cajun time.
Horse flies that will carry away small children (they don't even know how many kids they have anyway), Working once a month on crab boats and stealing money from their cousins pocket books. Most have missing fingers from chasing nutria into a Gators den. Dumb basses.
They ain't smart folk and tend to be smelling like corndogs all the time. Their cousins don't mind tho. Rent a Center is after your butts for late weekly payments on that 27" TV...don't let them take it just yet as I want you to watch the game Saturday night and get drunk.
You ridge running stump jumpers are plum nuts and the law is gonna bust you for that still in your backyard. You are making shine in your old bathtub since you don't bathe anyway. Nice, real nice.
I actually used to like the Lsu teams until 2016 when yall lost your marbles completely.
Horse flies that will carry away small children (they don't even know how many kids they have anyway), Working once a month on crab boats and stealing money from their cousins pocket books. Most have missing fingers from chasing nutria into a Gators den. Dumb basses.
They ain't smart folk and tend to be smelling like corndogs all the time. Their cousins don't mind tho. Rent a Center is after your butts for late weekly payments on that 27" TV...don't let them take it just yet as I want you to watch the game Saturday night and get drunk.
You ridge running stump jumpers are plum nuts and the law is gonna bust you for that still in your backyard. You are making shine in your old bathtub since you don't bathe anyway. Nice, real nice.
I actually used to like the Lsu teams until 2016 when yall lost your marbles completely.
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