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Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:35 pm to thatguy45
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:35 pm to thatguy45
Did you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goalDid you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goal line. They will never cross it.
Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated.
What is the difference between a Bulldog and Rice Crispies?– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Did you hear Taylor Swift is playing at Mississippi State’s stadium? Yes. She is a 10-point favorite to win.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goalDid you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goal line. They will never cross it.
Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated.
What is the difference between a Bulldog and Rice Crispies?– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Did you hear Taylor Swift is playing at Mississippi State’s stadium? Yes. She is a 10-point favorite to win.
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Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:42 pm to kywildcatfanone
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How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
Damn.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:43 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated.
where you get these
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:39 pm to kywildcatfanone
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coarse
Glad that degree from Kentucky is working out for you.
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