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Top 3 Dumbest Things You've Heard In A Bar
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:38 pm
1- Are you guys open? (chairs on tables, music off, not a soul in the building and lights up)
2- That's impossible my card declined, i have 10 grand in my bank account. (classic)
3- "Do you know you my dad is" (all time favorite btw)
for any of yall that worked in bars or frequent them enough to hear something stupid.....what you got?
2- That's impossible my card declined, i have 10 grand in my bank account. (classic)
3- "Do you know you my dad is" (all time favorite btw)
for any of yall that worked in bars or frequent them enough to hear something stupid.....what you got?
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 1:27 am to BoozeDawg
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1- Are you guys open? (chairs on tables, music off, not a soul in the building and lights up)
I don't get it? It is always beer thirty somewhere in the world.
You can get a drink when the bar appears closed as you have described.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 8:55 am to Cheese Grits
ehhh.....thats the equivalent of you washing your car and me walking up and saying "You washing your car?"
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:15 am to BoozeDawg
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3- "Do you know you my dad is" (all time favorite btw)
Gumps still covering for the Rounders boy
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:38 am to BoozeDawg
"do you think mount Rushmore was man-made?"
I was amazed.
I was amazed.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:44 am to mizslu314
"I work for Wells Fargo"
Posted on 2/27/19 at 9:57 am to mizslu314
oh wow
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:22 am to BoozeDawg
In Lafayette, La I once heard that ULL was only in the position they’re in because LSU fans political power in the state. They said if it weren’t for that, ULL would be in the SEC and equal to Auburn or Ole Miss.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:42 am to BoozeDawg
"I promise I can drive"
Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:42 am to BoozeDawg
No, me washing my car is about me and you are the spectator
Asked a closed bar if they are closed is signal for.....
"Open it now and there is a big tip in it for you"
Do kids today not understand the subtle social skills of booze in a bygone era?
Asked a closed bar if they are closed is signal for.....
"Open it now and there is a big tip in it for you"
Do kids today not understand the subtle social skills of booze in a bygone era?
Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:59 am to Cheese Grits
yea asking a closed bar means I wanna come in and drink don't give AF and I'll tip ya more because Ive most likely had a few before here and everywhere else is either too crowed or closed.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:40 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Tom Petty Free Falling comes on -
Girl next to the bar "OMG he's stealing John Mayers song"
Coincidentally this is how I know I'm too old to hang out in a bars. I know who Tom Petty is and John Mayer was relevant when this happened.
Girl next to the bar "OMG he's stealing John Mayers song"
Coincidentally this is how I know I'm too old to hang out in a bars. I know who Tom Petty is and John Mayer was relevant when this happened.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:45 pm to BoozeDawg
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"Do you know you my dad is"
Looks like you're the dumb one for not knowing who their dad is
Jokes aside, I once heard someone state that they had to quit consuming salt because they were afraid of getting diabetes.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 1:54 pm to Cheese Grits
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"Open it now and there is a big tip in it for you"
Hahah
The classic “there’s a big tip in it for you”
Said by no one that’s ever left a big tip
Posted on 2/27/19 at 2:10 pm to BoozeDawg
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The classic “there’s a big tip in it for you”
Said by no one that’s ever left a big tip
Love that shite
Posted on 2/28/19 at 6:32 am to DirtyDawg
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"Do you know you my dad is"
Must be from Indiana
I hear Hoosier Daddy a lot up there.
Must be a lot of bastard kids in the state.
I would feel bad for them except they are from Indiana.
Posted on 2/28/19 at 6:34 am to BoozeDawg
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Said by no one that’s ever left a big tip
How old are you?
I am thinking the over 60 set may do as they say.
Interesting, does the opposite work as well?
I have been in food service so I start at 25%
Posted on 2/28/19 at 7:48 am to Cheese Grits
Depends.
Bars I will give them a tip.
Sometimes I use it in cabs though just so they take the quicker route.
“Take the FDR/west side highway a good tip is in it for you”
Bars I will give them a tip.
Sometimes I use it in cabs though just so they take the quicker route.
“Take the FDR/west side highway a good tip is in it for you”
Posted on 2/28/19 at 7:53 am to Cheese Grits
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Must be from Indiana
Or pretty much every southern frat boy...
(guilty)
Posted on 2/28/19 at 9:37 am to BoozeDawg
My favorite was "Has anyone seen my glasses?" Yes, as you can all guess, she was wearing them at the time.
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