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The official sins: Cussing, drinking, smoking and fornicating
Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:51 am
Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:51 am
That's it. If you don't do those four, you're set.
Eating too much fried chicken at the church potluck? Not a sin at all.
Just don't get caught buying a bottle of red wine - which is good for your heart by the way.
Gossiping about sinners at the church potluck? No way that's a sin either.
Eating too much fried chicken at the church potluck? Not a sin at all.
Just don't get caught buying a bottle of red wine - which is good for your heart by the way.
Gossiping about sinners at the church potluck? No way that's a sin either.
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:54 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Just don't get caught buying a bottle of red wine
Says who?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Well at least I don't smoke. Unless you count the friction created during the fornicating after lots of cussing and drinking.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:14 am to Cheese Grits
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Harry Rex Vonner’s Four Commandments.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:50 am to DownSouthJukin
That's right Jukin.
12 pieces of fried catfish and 9 hushpuppies and a double mess of fries - no sin at all
One glass of red wine - a sin!
12 pieces of fried catfish and 9 hushpuppies and a double mess of fries - no sin at all
One glass of red wine - a sin!
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Why are drinking and smoking sins? frick off with this Baptist baloney.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:53 am to KSGamecock
shame on you
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Move to Saudi Arabia.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I smoke
I drank
I'm supposed to stop but I can't
I'ma dog
I love hoes
And I'm addicted to money, cars and clothes
I drank
I'm supposed to stop but I can't
I'ma dog
I love hoes
And I'm addicted to money, cars and clothes
Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:59 am to KSGamecock
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:22 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I thought gluttony was considered a sin by some denominations?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:26 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So I'm good with my Crayola's?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:43 am to thatguy45
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I thought gluttony was considered a sin by some denominations?
Nope. Only cussing, drinking, smoking and fornicating.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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The official sins: Cussing, drinking, smoking and fornicating
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Gossiping about sinners at the church potluck? No way that's a sin either.
So there are 5?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:10 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Gossiping
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So there are 5?
No. Sins committed by fat angry gossipy women at church are not actual sins.
Only four sins.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:11 pm to momentoftruth87
yes
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:16 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Where does “thou shall not kill” come in to play?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:18 pm to Nicky Parrish
it's in there
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:22 pm to Nicky Parrish
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Where does “thou shall not kill” come in to play?
All killing comes from cussing, smoking, drinking, or fricking.
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