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re: How do you bury an elephant?

Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 7:51 pm to
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A naked blonde walks into a bar....

She’s got a poodle under one arm and a 10 pound salami under the other one. The bartender says, “Well, i guess you won’t be needing a drink then.”


Always thought the punchline to that joke was "OH shite!"

Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7015 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 8:26 pm to
"Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
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