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Ranking SEC fanbases from worst to best
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:08 pm
I'd like to contribute to the nonsensical offseason threads by sharing my experience with other SEC fanbases. These rankings are 0% reputable, 100% arbitrary, and are dependent on my own personal experience with other fans, both in Knoxville and on the road. This is only based on football.
1. Florida. The Gator fans on this board appear to be tame and intelligent, but that is far from the case in Gainesville. Those guys are sub-human.
2. Georgia. Nearly all of my interactions with these khaki enthusiasts have been unpleasant, and I don't expect that to change.
3. Alabama. They're everywhere now, and I've just come to accept it.
4. Tennessee. I've been to more than 20 games in Neyland, both as a kid and as a student, and you're almost guaranteed to see two Vol fans fighting in the stands. Yes, Vol on Vol violence. I self admit we have too many idiotic fans. I especially hated the Gruden crowd. If you're a Vol reading this who sucked Gruden's dick in 2017, then frick you.
5. LSU. They visited Knoxville in 2017 and that was actually my first experience with their fans. They were what I expected them to be. To a Vol fan, they're not as batshit as they are to fans of teams who play them every year. But they were loud and obnoxious on campus.
6. Ole Miss. No personal bad run-ins with Rebel fans, but I think their fan culture is toxic. It's somewhat of a cult.
7. South Carolina. These guys hate us, but they're alright for the most part.
8. Arkansas. They're chill.
9. Auburn. We make natural allies with them, as we share a mutual hatred for Alabama and both wear orange. They were welcoming when I visited this past season.
10. Kentucky. Unless it's in an arena, these fans are harmless.
11. Missouri. Surprisingly friendly and welcoming when I visited in 2015, and that was amid that race riot. Amicable Midwestern folk. Nothing against them at all.
12. (Least Insane) Vandy. They reserve the right to poke fun at us for losing 3 straight. Grew up in Nashville and have several friends who go there. I've never met an obnoxious Vanderbilt fan.
No experience with Aggy or State fans yet, so I can't rank them.
1. Florida. The Gator fans on this board appear to be tame and intelligent, but that is far from the case in Gainesville. Those guys are sub-human.
2. Georgia. Nearly all of my interactions with these khaki enthusiasts have been unpleasant, and I don't expect that to change.
3. Alabama. They're everywhere now, and I've just come to accept it.
4. Tennessee. I've been to more than 20 games in Neyland, both as a kid and as a student, and you're almost guaranteed to see two Vol fans fighting in the stands. Yes, Vol on Vol violence. I self admit we have too many idiotic fans. I especially hated the Gruden crowd. If you're a Vol reading this who sucked Gruden's dick in 2017, then frick you.
5. LSU. They visited Knoxville in 2017 and that was actually my first experience with their fans. They were what I expected them to be. To a Vol fan, they're not as batshit as they are to fans of teams who play them every year. But they were loud and obnoxious on campus.
6. Ole Miss. No personal bad run-ins with Rebel fans, but I think their fan culture is toxic. It's somewhat of a cult.
7. South Carolina. These guys hate us, but they're alright for the most part.
8. Arkansas. They're chill.
9. Auburn. We make natural allies with them, as we share a mutual hatred for Alabama and both wear orange. They were welcoming when I visited this past season.
10. Kentucky. Unless it's in an arena, these fans are harmless.
11. Missouri. Surprisingly friendly and welcoming when I visited in 2015, and that was amid that race riot. Amicable Midwestern folk. Nothing against them at all.
12. (Least Insane) Vandy. They reserve the right to poke fun at us for losing 3 straight. Grew up in Nashville and have several friends who go there. I've never met an obnoxious Vanderbilt fan.
No experience with Aggy or State fans yet, so I can't rank them.
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Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:10 pm to ExtraSpecial
You got the #1 and #12 right.
The middle is all fricked up though.
The middle is all fricked up though.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:11 pm to ExtraSpecial
Not this again.
Post less.
Post less.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:12 pm to scrooster
Take your meds and have a nap, Gramps.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:13 pm to ExtraSpecial
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4. Tennessee. I've been to more than 20 games in Neyland, both as a kid and as a student, and you're almost guaranteed to see two Vol fans fighting in the stands. Yes, Vol on Vol violence. I self admit we have too many idiotic fans. I especially hated the Gruden crowd. If you're a Vol reading this who sucked Gruden's dick in 2017, then frick you.
I've been to 3 games at Neyland and I agree with this.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:14 pm to ExtraSpecial
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I've never met an obnoxious Vanderbilt fan.
They're the least insane (mainly because they're the smallest fan base) but I seriously question how many you've met if you've never met an obnoxious one. Every team has obnoxious fans.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:16 pm to ExtraSpecial
1) LSU (drunk hicks)
2) Alabama (bandwagon)
3) Ole Miss (delusional cult/WAOM)
4) A&M (homosexual cult)
5) MSU (losing program; don't realize it)
6) Tennessee (believes their own shite doesn't stink)
7) Missouri (delusional; doesn't understand "history")
8-13) no one stands out
14) Arkansas is the best fanbase. Period
2) Alabama (bandwagon)
3) Ole Miss (delusional cult/WAOM)
4) A&M (homosexual cult)
5) MSU (losing program; don't realize it)
6) Tennessee (believes their own shite doesn't stink)
7) Missouri (delusional; doesn't understand "history")
8-13) no one stands out
14) Arkansas is the best fanbase. Period
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:16 pm to ExtraSpecial
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12. (Least Insane) Vandy.
False.
Vandy Whistler.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:17 pm to ExtraSpecial
UGA took #1 from UF in 2005, chanting "Ka-trina! Ka-trina!" When LSU took the field in the SECCG.
frick 'em.
In fact,
frick 'em.
In fact,
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:18 pm to ExtraSpecial
Hmm
What is UT's record against UF, Bama, and UGA lately.
What is UT's record against UF, Bama, and UGA lately.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:19 pm to ExtraSpecial
Florida
Georgia
Alabama
Kentucky (Basketball)
LSU
A&M
Mississippi St
Tennessee
Auburn
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Arkansas
Missouri
Vandy
Completely off the top of my head
Georgia
Alabama
Kentucky (Basketball)
LSU
A&M
Mississippi St
Tennessee
Auburn
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Arkansas
Missouri
Vandy
Completely off the top of my head
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:20 pm to ExtraSpecial
In real life, 1-12 are interchangeable, and then you have Mizzou and Vandy.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:22 pm to armtackledawg
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In real life, 1-12 are interchangeable, and then you have Mizzou and Vandy.
Agree. It's dependent on who your rivals are. I'm positive we are in your top 3.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:36 pm to ExtraSpecial
1. ugag
2. Doesn't matter. The rest are so far behind ugag they can't be ranked.
2. Doesn't matter. The rest are so far behind ugag they can't be ranked.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:37 pm to ExtraSpecial
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Florida Georgia Alabama
Ah, those teams who routinely own that arse.
Weird how you don't like those fanbases.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:42 pm to ExtraSpecial
Great! A noob dickriding the big six... 
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:50 pm to Paul B Ammer
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Hmm What is UT's record against UF, Bama, and UGA lately.
This response doesn’t make any sense. He put Tennessee right there with those three schools.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:54 pm to ExtraSpecial
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South Carolina. These guys hate us
Why does every East team always try to pull the “they care about us more than we care about them” angle? The only team we even give slightly more of a frick about is Georgia, and that’s only because we played them a lot before joining the SEC too
The rest of you don’t matter except when we play.
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:57 pm to 19
I can't believe you don't have more upvotes for that gif. That is funny. 
This post was edited on 1/6/19 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:58 pm to ExtraSpecial
From an outsider:
The Best: Alabama and Tennessee
The Worst: aggy and LSU
The Best: Alabama and Tennessee
The Worst: aggy and LSU
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