re: I am going in dry this off-season

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Little did he know, I have a knack for taking a couple of stupid shots a game But little did I know....that motherfricker can close distance like fricking magic. One millisecond I'm grabbing the ball and judging the distance. Next thing I know he is sprinting toward me as he realizes "this fool is actually gonna shoot." So I'm freaking out now and realizing I do not, in fact, have time to size up the shot well, and I'd better put some fricking air under it since I'm committed to the shooting motion. So I jump, and I rare it back....and back some more....and holy frick he's still gonna block it getridofitgetridofitgetridofit.....I shot that shite blind and felt the wind of his arm as he barely missed blocking it. I hung that shite HIGH, bruh. Felt like it took forever to come down.

SPLASH

Shot was so pure it tickled the damn box. And I turn around and Khris is just staring me the frick down with this cold look in his eyes while my teammates are strutting around like idiots and digging my grave deeper

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