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Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:38 pm
I saw this today and thought it would get some of you riled up for Saturday. It's inspiring for what is to come on Saturday:
Have you ever watched those nature documentaries on TV? Have you seen the one about lions?
See, there's this lion. He's the King of the Jungle. He's huge. He's lying under a tree. He's so big, he's so hot, he doesn't want to move. Now, the little lion cubs start messing with him. Nipping at his tail and at his ears and he doesn't do anything. The lioness starts messing with him, making trouble. Still, nothing.
Now, the other animals - they notice this and start to move in. The Jackels, Hyenias, Elephants, and start laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food in his domain. They keep doing this and get closer and closer and bolder and bolder until one day that lion gets up and tears the shite out of all of them. He runs like the wind, eats everything in his path because every once in a while that lion has to show them all who he is.
Its too late to be nervous. Its time to show everyone who the Dawgs are. When Georiga comes out onto that field on Saturday, they wont beat Bama - THEY WILL KICK THEIR arse!
Sounds Better from Christopher Walken Himself
Let the down votes begin but GO DAWGS! Bama's dynasty ends on Saturday.
Have you ever watched those nature documentaries on TV? Have you seen the one about lions?
See, there's this lion. He's the King of the Jungle. He's huge. He's lying under a tree. He's so big, he's so hot, he doesn't want to move. Now, the little lion cubs start messing with him. Nipping at his tail and at his ears and he doesn't do anything. The lioness starts messing with him, making trouble. Still, nothing.
Now, the other animals - they notice this and start to move in. The Jackels, Hyenias, Elephants, and start laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food in his domain. They keep doing this and get closer and closer and bolder and bolder until one day that lion gets up and tears the shite out of all of them. He runs like the wind, eats everything in his path because every once in a while that lion has to show them all who he is.
Its too late to be nervous. Its time to show everyone who the Dawgs are. When Georiga comes out onto that field on Saturday, they wont beat Bama - THEY WILL KICK THEIR arse!
Sounds Better from Christopher Walken Himself
Let the down votes begin but GO DAWGS! Bama's dynasty ends on Saturday.
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:42 pm to Dawgirl
You post some really cringy shite sometimes.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:43 pm to ATLdawg25
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You post some really cringy shite sometimes.
Glad to know I am "cringe worthy". Stop being a negadawg.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:54 pm to Dawgirl
Table 4 needs their tea refilled and I think table 6 is ready for their check and a couple of to-go boxes.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:55 pm to Dawgirl
You’re a lion, Dawgirl. People like ATLdawgBlah are just jackals.
Listen to your own advice.
Listen to your own advice.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:55 pm to deeprig9
Don't you have to get up early tomorrow and ride the back of that garbage truck? 

Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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You’re a lion, Dawgirl.

Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:58 pm to Dawgirl
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Don't you have to get up early tomorrow and ride the back of that _________
Why does it have to be a garbage truck sweetheart?

Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:59 pm to deeprig9
You know why garbage man.

Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:01 pm to Dawgirl
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You know why garbage man.
I suppose you're right toots. Somebody's got to pick up the trash.
How does 7 oclock Friday sound?

Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:03 pm to deeprig9
Won't be there. Will be preparing for a trial so the only "trash" you will be picking up is yourself. 

Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:08 pm to Dawgirl
Deeprig wants to ride on the back of Dawgirl’s garbage truck. And recycle her milk jugs.
GSB love connection. Far out
GSB love connection. Far out
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:09 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Deeprig wants to ride on the back of Dawgirl’s garbage truck. And recycle her milk jugs. GSB love connection. Far out
We have a "thing." It's a private thing between us.

Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:10 pm to Dawgirl
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Won't be there. Will be preparing for a trial so the only "trash" you will be picking up is yourself.
You're too kind. You're too good for me. You don't need to get mixed up with a guy like me anyhow. I'm nothing but trouble sweetheart. Say, need any help with that jury or witnesses or anyting like that? You know, this that and the other thing.
I got an old friend works down at the district attorney's office, cleaning the floors and sweeping the parking lot and whatnot.

Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:11 pm to Dawgirl
Some of these folks are just Dicks dragging around a body.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:14 pm to deeprig9
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Say, need any help with that jury or witnesses or anyting like that? You know, this that and the other thing.
No sweetie. No jury. But you're still my favorite. :jump1: :jump2:
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:56 pm to Dawgirl
I sure do like a good love story.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 1:34 pm to Dawgirl
At least have the common courtesy to give credit to Christopher Walken for it...
Lion speech from "Pool Hall Junkies"
Lion speech from "Pool Hall Junkies"
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