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Posted on 11/15/18 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 11/15/18 at 9:58 pm
See state of Alabama basketball below:
ETA: This is a satirical post. I don't condone coaches heads falling off. This product which is a seat buckle for your neck is also satirical. Santa Clause ain't real.


ETA: This is a satirical post. I don't condone coaches heads falling off. This product which is a seat buckle for your neck is also satirical. Santa Clause ain't real.

This post was edited on 11/16/18 at 9:12 am
Posted on 11/16/18 at 6:12 am to Gary Busey
I had to quit caring about Alabama Basketball about 20 years ago. It is too painful.
We have had a few recruiting classes here and there. We get excitrd. We think we have finally turned the corner. But we continue to be lucky to be mediocre.
Why?
I think it’s pretty damn simple. We haven’t hired a coach that has any sense of how to teach basketball. We can’t block out. We can’t run an inbound play. We can’t switch on defense. We can’t set a proper screen. We can’t use tow hands to catch a damn rebound. We can’t do the basics. Let alone run an offense that moves the ball and puts pressure points on a defense. We never have big time shooters.
We have these problems even when we have “good” players. Most of these problems are pretty fixable. We need an X and O type coach. Failing that we need a coach that will have his assistants be in charge of the X and O shite.
I have a simple test on each new coach.
I watch the inbound plays. If we run these properly it’s easy to get the ball in. You run a play that threatens the D. They react to it. Then someone is usually wide open if you can’t give it to a cutter under the basket. You give the ball to him and set up your offense. It’s easy.
It’s that simple. Every new coach I watch and see if we can run an inbound play. If we can’t, I know we are doomed because our new coach can’t teach the basics. If we can’t do that, we are going nowhere.
It’s been over 20 years. I am tired of this shite.
We have had a few recruiting classes here and there. We get excitrd. We think we have finally turned the corner. But we continue to be lucky to be mediocre.
Why?
I think it’s pretty damn simple. We haven’t hired a coach that has any sense of how to teach basketball. We can’t block out. We can’t run an inbound play. We can’t switch on defense. We can’t set a proper screen. We can’t use tow hands to catch a damn rebound. We can’t do the basics. Let alone run an offense that moves the ball and puts pressure points on a defense. We never have big time shooters.
We have these problems even when we have “good” players. Most of these problems are pretty fixable. We need an X and O type coach. Failing that we need a coach that will have his assistants be in charge of the X and O shite.
I have a simple test on each new coach.
I watch the inbound plays. If we run these properly it’s easy to get the ball in. You run a play that threatens the D. They react to it. Then someone is usually wide open if you can’t give it to a cutter under the basket. You give the ball to him and set up your offense. It’s easy.
It’s that simple. Every new coach I watch and see if we can run an inbound play. If we can’t, I know we are doomed because our new coach can’t teach the basics. If we can’t do that, we are going nowhere.
It’s been over 20 years. I am tired of this shite.
This post was edited on 11/16/18 at 6:14 am
Posted on 11/16/18 at 6:23 am to Ol'DirtyCam
I always get so pissed off watching us try to in bound, only to see them throw a hail mary down the court to get the ball in. By the time they get the offense set, they've already burned 5-7 seconds on the shot clock.
This post was edited on 11/16/18 at 8:03 am
Posted on 11/16/18 at 7:57 am to UASports23
Seems a little distasteful to show our coach being decapitated.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 8:11 am to elposter
I find losing to northeastern to be even more tasteless. That shite makes me sick.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 8:21 am to Bryant91092
Huge year for Avery. Sexton may have just postponed the end for Coach Johnson however it is a long long time until March. We can only hope for the best. I believe Bama will have more L's than W's this season. We'll see.
Posted on 11/16/18 at 8:41 am to bamabaum
It could be worse,we could have Gus for a coach!!
Posted on 11/16/18 at 9:43 am to TuaDimes
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It could be worse,we could have Gus for a coach!!
You know what? You're right. Gus would be a terrible basketball coach!
Posted on 11/18/18 at 1:36 am to Chili Davis
Well he is a horrible football coach as well. Good luck next week. You will need it!!!!
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