Chili Davis

Every 4A-6A school in Kansas makes the “playoffs”. There are only 32 teams in each classification, so it’ll end the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Teams will play their seasons and week 9 is seeded based on results. There will be a few 8-0 teams hosting 0-8 teams tonight.

8-man through 3A still play by the traditional playoff format. There are a lot more of those teams in the state.

I dunked about 4 or 5 times in warmups before intramural games out at McConnell a hundred years ago. Couldn’t ever make the stars align to throw one down in a game though. The last time I tried out there, I tore like 3 calluses off my hand and decided that was enough.

My first duty assignment was McConnell AFB. There was a sewage lift station on base that had an in-line pH probe that we had to calibrate every so often.

We were called out by the water department from the civil engineering squadron on base to let us know that they were getting ready to pull and clean the probe, and asked us if we could calibrate.

I showed up before they did and watched pull the probe and it had a condom stuck on it. Fella from the water shop pulled the condom off of the probe with no gloves on. I offered him some gloves and said he didn’t need them. We stood around bs’ing while waiting on the probe to do its thing and I watched this dude reach into a pouch of Redman and grab himself a chew.

I almost lost it. I finished up calibrating it and watched him put that probe back in with no gloves again. I walked off before he had a chance to try to shake my hand.

The real question is who shite in Boz’s shoe… Anybody?

He won’t bench the captain in week 2.

Alabama - 30
FSU - 6

Ty throws for 204

Our football coach always had these little quips.

“He’s quicker than a popcorn fart.”
“Faster than a water bug.”
“We’re gonna run that play until 32 gets polio.”
“Man it stinks in here. Ya’ll are gonna catch Mongolian Epizuddi, gonna make your peckers fall off.”

Probably not THE worst. Jimmy Johns selling cocaine and ecstasy to the cops a half a dozen times comes to mind. What a strange career that guy had.

Not related to current hoopers… It appears that Collin Sexton is joining Brandon Miller in Charlotte. Was just traded from the Jazz.

Luna is playing his arse off.