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Official LSU vs. Bama Haiku Thread
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:52 pm
Tide and Corndog meet
Tattoo enters Death Valley
Mike the Tiger cries
Incest travels west
Toothless gumps on the warpath
Cajun Captain wins
Tattoo enters Death Valley
Mike the Tiger cries
Incest travels west
Toothless gumps on the warpath
Cajun Captain wins
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 12:55 pm
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Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
Tagovailoa
Is not as good as he seems
Delpit ends his dreams
Is not as good as he seems
Delpit ends his dreams
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:56 pm to lsudave1
Though the content is wrong, the format is good. 
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:57 pm to lsudave1
Sisters and dogs run
Bama loss is in the air
The beatings commence
Bama loss is in the air
The beatings commence
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:58 pm to ColoBama
5-7-5, correct?
Posted on 10/29/18 at 12:59 pm to DownSouthJukin
Better.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:00 pm to DownSouthJukin
I thought your original content though was pretty fricking good though. I was disappointed it didn't pass muster, I have to admit.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:01 pm to ColoBama
The first were fine. I don’t need no damn haiku checker to tell me how to write no Japanese poem, ColoGump. 
ColoBama sucks
His team will taste defeat soon
He will drink too much
ColoBama sucks
His team will taste defeat soon
He will drink too much
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:04 pm to DownSouthJukin
I wish i had more alters to downvote this thread with
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:04 pm to DownSouthJukin
Piss balloon in hand,
Anxious anticipation
Tide wins by twenty.
Anxious anticipation
Tide wins by twenty.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:06 pm to DownSouthJukin
Roll Tide Roll he said
As he robbed the liquor store
Saw it on the news
As he robbed the liquor store
Saw it on the news
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:09 pm to DownSouthJukin
Silent, still, empty
The great building stands forlorn
DV, 3rd quarter
The great building stands forlorn
DV, 3rd quarter
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:11 pm to DownSouthJukin
Number 8 awaits
Shrimp boat taking on water
Prepare thine anus.
Shrimp boat taking on water
Prepare thine anus.
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:16 pm to FratDaddyReb
quote:
I wish i had more alters to downvote this thread with
FratDaddyReb blows
He is not a good alter
Tell us who you are
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:18 pm to DownSouthJukin
Eight wins in a row
Tigers are delusional
Bama finna eat
Tigers are delusional
Bama finna eat
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:18 pm to DownSouthJukin
Poetry is in the top five most overrated human inventions ever
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:21 pm to MeatPants
quote:
Poetry is in the top five most overrated human inventions ever
MeatPants is pea-brained
Prose is not his strongest suit
So he hates poems
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 10/29/18 at 1:43 pm to DownSouthJukin
LSU sucks arse
Bama by 24
Poetry is really hard
Bama by 24
Poetry is really hard
Posted on 10/29/18 at 2:33 pm to DownSouthJukin
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ColoBama sucks
His team will taste defeat soon
He will drink too much
fricking decent bro!
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