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What do y'all identify as?
Posted on 8/1/18 at 12:56 am
Posted on 8/1/18 at 12:56 am
I identify as a dog. Specifically a for owned by a twenty-something single white girl. I shouldn't be forced to work and pay bills just because I was born in this human body when I naturally want to sleep/ lounge all day and use the restroom outdoors. It's my right to be fed, given belly rubs, given treats when I'm a good boy, and generally be pampered by my "dog mom"... and obviously as a dog I should just be allowed to live there without paying anything.
Consider this thread my coming out as a heterosexual, cisgendered, male "fur baby" dog.
How does the rest of the board identify? I already know the answer for a few of y'all.
KSGamecock- identifies as an NSA agent, that's why it's not creepy the way he compiles every bit of data and info he can find on us
Lanierspots- identifies as a gay fish
SECdragonmaster- identifies as BowlJackson bc he wants to be me
Carolina_girl- identifies as herself but 30 years younger
Tuscaloosa- identifies as a professional wrestling heel
momentoftruth7- identifies as not a trashy hillbilly from Arkansad
texag7 (Daniel)- identifies as a sidewalk Bama fan from Walker County
Mississippi State fans everywhere this summer identify as winners
Consider this thread my coming out as a heterosexual, cisgendered, male "fur baby" dog.
How does the rest of the board identify? I already know the answer for a few of y'all.
KSGamecock- identifies as an NSA agent, that's why it's not creepy the way he compiles every bit of data and info he can find on us
Lanierspots- identifies as a gay fish
SECdragonmaster- identifies as BowlJackson bc he wants to be me
Carolina_girl- identifies as herself but 30 years younger
Tuscaloosa- identifies as a professional wrestling heel
momentoftruth7- identifies as not a trashy hillbilly from Arkansad
texag7 (Daniel)- identifies as a sidewalk Bama fan from Walker County
Mississippi State fans everywhere this summer identify as winners
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 1:02 am to BowlJackson
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momentoftruth7- identifies as not a trashy hillbilly from Illinois
FIFY & KSG (for data purposes)
Posted on 8/1/18 at 1:07 am to momentoftruth87
Apparently you also identify as a picky little bitch 
Posted on 8/1/18 at 1:11 am to BowlJackson
So I gotta know, did some state baw frick your girl?
Posted on 8/1/18 at 1:13 am to Hopsondawg22
No, the kind of girls I get with don't like rednecks
Posted on 8/1/18 at 3:38 am to BowlJackson
You have a group of state fans that are obsessed with your fake obsession of MSU 
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 5:21 am to BowlJackson
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I identify as a dog. Specifically a for owned by a twenty-something single white girl. I shouldn't be forced to work and pay bills just because I was born in this human body when I naturally want to sleep/ lounge all day and use the restroom outdoors. It's my right to be fed, given belly rubs, given treats when I'm a good boy, and generally be pampered by my "dog mom"... and obviously as a dog I should just be allowed to live there without paying anything.
Do believe there was a thread on the TD OT a few months ago talking about a fetish that is popular in the UK that is close to what you want. You may want to go to jolly old England and check it out.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 5:27 am to BowlJackson
I don’t compile info on anyone, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 6:04 am to BowlJackson
A white supremacist; that's the narrative for all straight, white, Christian males so I'll go with that.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 6:30 am to BowlJackson
For the purposes of employment, I identify as whatever popular configuration is around at the time.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 6:39 am to BowlJackson
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Mississippi State fans everywhere this summer identify as winners
About time y’all noticed. We’ve been identifying for years. Thank God for 2018 where everyone is accepting of each other’s life choices.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 7:12 am to BowlJackson
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SECdragonmaster- identifies as BowlJackson bc he wants to be me
But does that mean I identify as you now that you are a dog? Transferance properties who suggest that by identifying as you - I become what you identify as.
Or, do I stay as the original you and have to deal with all the Latina ladies boyfriends and husbands chasing me down to kill me? Because if that is the case, I am outta here.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:16 am to BowlJackson
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I identify as a dog.
Shut up Bowl. you only identify as a dog because you have a strong desire to lick your own balls.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:17 am to Pavoloco83
Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:23 am to BowlJackson
The Manatee is my spirit animal.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:37 am to BowlJackson
Obviously I identify as a masochist... I am an Arkansas football fan after all. I might as well be wearing a Gimp suit on Saturdays during the fall.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:36 am to Pavoloco83
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you only identify as a dog because you have a strong desire to lick your own balls.
Is that weird or something? Don't even pretend like you wouldn't if you could reach
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:40 am to SECdragonmaster
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do I stay as the original you and have to deal with all the Latina ladies boyfriends and husbands chasing me down to kill me? Because if that is the case, I am outta here.
Yes, do that. And it's too late to run, I already had KSG give them your address.
Sorry baw, but a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do to survive.
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:55 am to BowlJackson
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And it's too late to run, I already had KSG give them your address.
Sorry baw, but a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do to survive.
I have already altered my physical appearance to this:
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:59 am to BowlJackson
I identify as a meat popsicle
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