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Skynet goes live, you have a fallout shelter, you can only save 5 ranters

Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:52 pm
Who you bringing with you?
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:58 pm to
I'll go all hog posters

momentoftruth87- To tell us what we're up against

Pioneerbasketball- To tell MoT he's wrong

Pigfeet- gun cleaning, guard schedules, all of that

Piggilicious- cooking, cleaning, overall camp "maintenance"

Hawgeye- gets in for delegation with other factions
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:12 pm to
V&S, MoT, BJ, IBG, Wildcard slot
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:28 pm to
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 5:45 pm
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12312 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:38 pm to
TBird
KyleOrtonsMustache
FleaMarketBill
BellaBama

I’d auction the last spot to whomever can bring the most food and board games.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17187 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:42 pm to
1. Bowl Jackson. I need a strong man to get my back when we have to physically overthrow the machines.

2. KSGamecock. I need a smart and detail oriented man to design an attack strategy.

3. Pioneerbasketball. I need a younger man to help fertilize the women once the humans take back over.

4. Laniersports. I need a hillbilly to help make some moonshine for us to relax after a hard days work.

5. Carolinagirl. See reason #3 and I really like her avatar photo.

Just missed the cut:
Vols&Shaft83
Momentoftruth
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 5:43 pm
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:42 pm to
NOPE it's a clique thread..... I was fooled.


Deleting ffs !
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 5:44 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29885 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:42 pm to
In no particular order:

BluegrassBelle
Carolina_Girl
Piggilicious
semotruman
EKG

This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 5:45 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Pioneerbasketball. I need a younger man


Don't believe his lies! He's middle aged!!
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Jilted Jazzbo is getting a bad feeling about this


Don't feel too bad. In a real life scenario in which a fallout shelter would be considered necessary I definitely wouldn't actually use one. I'd rather die quickly then after years of madness, starvation, or cancer in my shelter.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:58 pm to
I had a clever reply started about my puppys back pack full of duck jerky. DAMN
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:06 pm to
Harry Rex Vonner
Tuscaloosa
Coach
Carolina Ladysonia
V$S

Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

Don't believe his lies! He's middle aged!! 

Don't believe his lies
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29885 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Jazzbo Depew


Why would you ever want to be trapped in a fallout shelter with a bunch of dudes from the internet that you don't really know?

Pick 5 female posters and you have a 50/50 shot that they will be good looking and agreeable (Carolina_Girl's butt and semotruman's legs are enough to say a better then 50/50 shot with them in the looks department). If the other ones are terrible, you can kick them out.

If waking up everyday to good looking ladies is not something to keep living for, then nothing is.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 6:43 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:25 pm to
If you believe that avatars of women on the internet are themselves then you have a future as a Heisman contending linebacker at Notre Dame.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29885 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:26 pm to
You're not a fat kid with sunglasses and angel wings?

Carolina_Girl has previously posted pics. I feel assured that is her.

Semotruman has indicated her legs are in her avi.

Should I trust them? Maybe not. But the hope that they are telling the truth is better than hoping that any guy on here will be worth a shite in a fallout shelter.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 6:32 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:27 pm to
I AM NOT FAT
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29885 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:28 pm to
bullshite. Your BMI is 28. That's borderline obese.
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:38 pm to
[quote]If waking up everyday to good looking ladies is not something to keep living for, than nothing is.


"then"
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