re: Breaking news: Arkansas is the only SEC school that actually licks Donkey Balls

Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:16 pm to Old Sarge

Posted by cardboardboxer

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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:16 pm to Old Sarge

The best part of the link (outside of donkey fricking):

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When told about the surveillance footage, Compton allegedly said he smoked a lot of marijuana and claimed the drug made him do "sick things."

Weed made him frick donkeys yo.

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Posted by Old Sarge

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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:17 pm to cardboardboxer

Gateway drug

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Posted by cyde

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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:21 pm to cardboardboxer

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When told about the surveillance footage, Compton allegedly said he smoked a lot of marijuana and claimed the drug made him do "sick things."

Look, I'm a Bammer. As such, I don't read, but the points I took away from this were as follows:

* There was a pet donkey.
* The guy fricked said donkey.
* The guy must have blazed some incredibly kine bud.
* There was surveillance footage.

Now, either this guy rode the pet donkey to the 7-11 and started sucking its dick in the parking lot or someone has their pet fricking donkey monitored with CCTV feeds.

There isn't a part of this that isn't weird as frick.