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Can we sticky a jizz jar topic?

Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:51 pm
Posted by admiralduckwad
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 12:51 pm
I don't care what we do in it
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:03 pm to
Jizz jar topics are inherently sticky.
Posted by arkiebrian
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:12 pm to
A&M board.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 1:38 pm to
What’s a jizz jar?
Posted by Jon Ham
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 2:03 pm to
A jar that operates as a personal semen receptacle.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 2:41 pm to
Verdy intradesting
Posted by ocelot4ark
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 3:29 pm to
Good on you for keeping with the covenant, Sarge.
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:30 pm to
Technically, it's not just a jizz jar. It's a flaming jizz jar.



Edit: pic won't load. Here's the LINK.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 5:33 pm
Posted by ocelot4ark
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:39 pm to
OMFG it's real?!
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:56 pm to
Well if you consider something made up on a website full of made up nonsense created by a longhorn that’s obsessed with mean old Aggie, real


Then I guess
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:58 pm to
So... your jar is half empty?
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:07 pm to
What jar?
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:22 pm to
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Well if you consider something made up on a website full of made up nonsense


It was in Texas Monthly. They didn't make it up.

Edit: Here's the original article.

John L Smith likes to get your piss hot. The Aggies like to get their jizz hot.


Full quote about the redasses...


quote:

The problem with Bonfire is that it is red-arse (sometimes abbreviated as RA) culture run amok. The administration has never known quite what to do about it; it needs RA Aggies to uphold the school’s uniqueness and guard its traditions, but it doesn’t need drinking, hazing, racism, and strippers, and it has never figured out how to get one without the other. The redpot traditions exemplify RA culture. One is that no woman may set foot in a certain area of the stack site unless she has slept with a redpot; an Aggie who described herself as weighing 95 pounds wrote a letter to the student newspaper two years ago protesting that a redpot had shoved her when she breached the boundary to avoid a mud puddle. A wide-ranging witness statement given by a female member of the corps told how each group of redpots fills a jar with ejaculate and sets it atop the stack to burn. “The other education,” which works so well in service areas like student government, doesn’t always work so well with redpots.


Kind of a shame y'all tainted a cool tradition by burning semen. Sounds like some voodoo type shite.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 6:32 pm
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

What jar?


Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:34 pm to
Burka slam piece by a horn writer that hates Aggie almost as much as he hates his life in a marketing magazine published by a longhorn Made up story for a source by a girl that flunked out of A&M after getting kicked out of the Corp

It’s as accurate as Auburn fans writing that all married Bama fans are brother and sister, but you do what you want


Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:35 pm to
So you cut and paste a fabrication?
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:39 pm to
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It was made up by a longhorn that absolutely hates A&M in Texas Monthly, a longhorn advertisement . They made it up.
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 7:44 pm to
Were your a redass?
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:24 pm to
You’re only making yourself look stupid , and you’ve admitted in the past that you’re 50/50 Bama/longhorn fan so.....


Posted by Razorback Reverend
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:36 pm to
they did sarge, into the jar...
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