Perusing the Tiger Rant

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"I never like to see any player on either side get injured but it was different this time watching Bama players get helped off the field and not the Tigers. When was the last time that happened?"

Never forget what Bama did to Mettenberger. Our QB was down on the field, injured, crawling with his hands trying to get off the field. Bama and their inbred, mouth-breathing bugger-eating fans had a LOT of fun rubbing our noses in the fact that they knocked Mett down and out, and maybe ended his playing time (didn't happen, but we didn't know that at the time).

frick Bama. - I hope Fitz has permanent CTE from his collision with RG's balls of steel.

- I hope Hamilton's ACL permanently retracts all the way into his nutsack. -

I want to pay a voodoo queen to venture out of the swamp to the Iron Bowl and help the Barn resurrect the ghost of Chaz Ramsey so he can blow out Jalen Hurt's entire lower body (and not get any punishment for it).

- I hope the Gumps get tag-team arse raped by Chubb and Michel in the SECCG, and then get skull-drug by whomever they face in their bowl game.

- And, when all that occurs, I hope the cameras get video of Little Nicky Satan's head blowing up like a watermelon shot with a 12-gauge 00-buck. Probably won't happen, but a man can dream, can't he?

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