re: "I learned a lot of Auburn characteristics and being an Auburn man"

Well you should care, because your analogy sucked, and at Auburn we teach Auburn men not to make shitty analogies and then get all rustled when they're pointed out.

The analogies section isn't in the Creed, it's in "What is Auburn" by David Housel.

It's adjacent to the section about not getting riled up about things your rival does that don't concern you.