re: What would it take for you to get back on the bielama bandwagon

If he lost 75 pounds, brought his buyout down to 1$, won 9 games this season, fired Curt Anderson, had our recruiting up to the top 5 in the SEC by 2 years from now, won a upper level bowl in the 2nd year.
In year 3 a playoff game, win or lose...etc.

That way, if he doesn't win 9 games this year, I will personally give him a buck, 20 buffets to the golden corral and send him on his merry way.