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re: If freeze was truly getting hookers for recruits
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:32 pm to bayoubreeze
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:32 pm to bayoubreeze
The SEC Rant's Version of Shea Patterson's Stream of Consciousness - January 16th, 2016:
"I'm the No #1 QB in the country. Life is good - bitches everywhere trying to have sex with me. My GF is hot AF and she's 18 years old. I guess that's cool and all, but imma need Hugh Freeze to get me tatted-up skank from Tampa (the armpit of America) despite the chances of putting his career and my NFL future at risk. Yeah, set that shite up Beaver Face. Shea likey paid-for vag and the risk of VD. Hughsus better give Sean a raise while he's at it. Ah nvm, he just needs to focus on ordering me dat ho. Make it happen, preacher man."
"I'm the No #1 QB in the country. Life is good - bitches everywhere trying to have sex with me. My GF is hot AF and she's 18 years old. I guess that's cool and all, but imma need Hugh Freeze to get me tatted-up skank from Tampa (the armpit of America) despite the chances of putting his career and my NFL future at risk. Yeah, set that shite up Beaver Face. Shea likey paid-for vag and the risk of VD. Hughsus better give Sean a raise while he's at it. Ah nvm, he just needs to focus on ordering me dat ho. Make it happen, preacher man."
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:39 pm to Billy Mays
Wondering if any of these hookers crossed a state line somewhere? Something called the Mann Act, a Federal Crime??
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