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How stupid are black widow spiders?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:45 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:45 am
I mean dude..this shite has been going on for millions of years. She's gonna eat you bro. Its like the spider version of Charlie Brown. I dont care what she says or how good she looks, she's gonna eat you.
I mean, like millions of years and not one fricking male black widow has realiZed that all his male friends go get laid, dont come back. Man jim, alan and Bob went and got laid and not onevof them came back alive. The fricking odds huh? Man she looks good...
Freaking spider feminism no one will call the black spider out on her misogynist behavior
I mean, like millions of years and not one fricking male black widow has realiZed that all his male friends go get laid, dont come back. Man jim, alan and Bob went and got laid and not onevof them came back alive. The fricking odds huh? Man she looks good...
Freaking spider feminism no one will call the black spider out on her misogynist behavior
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Posted on 12/11/16 at 3:16 am to vengeanceofrain
Maybe it's just that good...
Go try it out and get back to us
Go try it out and get back to us
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 3:17 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:00 am to vengeanceofrain
Couldn't find a spider version.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:34 am to vengeanceofrain
Why are you thinking about spiders fricking at 2:45 in the morning?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 12:39 pm to vengeanceofrain
have an upvote 
Posted on 12/11/16 at 12:57 pm to vengeanceofrain
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misogynist
Misandrist
Posted on 12/11/16 at 3:33 pm to vengeanceofrain
Dat spider pussy must be fiya
Posted on 12/11/16 at 6:00 pm to vengeanceofrain
I had read how many males 'want' to be eaten and even leap into the fangs of the female.
Now there is evidence that mating with an 'underaged' female increases the males' chances of survival
Male Black Widow Pedophiles
:themoreyouknowgif:
Now there is evidence that mating with an 'underaged' female increases the males' chances of survival
Male Black Widow Pedophiles
:themoreyouknowgif:
Posted on 12/11/16 at 6:17 pm to 1BamaRTR
quote:drunk watching deadliest animals on netflix with fiancee
Why are you thinking about spiders fricking at 2:45 in the morning?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 11:11 pm to vengeanceofrain
Black widow child:-"momma where is my daddy?"
Black widow mom: "ummm. Yeah. Yeah. About that.you know that all black widow men are DEADbEAT father's, thats why you and all your friends dont know who your dad's are"
Black widow mom: "ummm. Yeah. Yeah. About that.you know that all black widow men are DEADbEAT father's, thats why you and all your friends dont know who your dad's are"
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