re: The Quagmire that is Texas A&M

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An Aggy timeline of LSU obsession:

January 2011: Our former NFL head coach is going to destroy your mediocre team. SEC *spits* You don't have a speed or skill advantage. We have Texas Recruits.

2012: Our Heisman trophy candidate quarterback is going to embarass you. LSU can't come in to Kyle and get a win. LSU hasn't won at Kyle in two decades. Your offense is garbage. We have a Big 12 offense and a defense that can hold up against Big 12 offenses. We've come a long way since the Florida game, and you guys aren't Florida.

2013: LSU is garbage. Your defense is depleted and your offense can't keep up with John fricking Football. Death Valley isn't anything compared to Kyle. We will embarrass you.

2014: Your team is overrated. You can't win at Kyle on Thanksgiving. You are one dimensional and even our defense can stop a run attack when we know that is all you can do.

February 2015:

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Spirit Of Aggieland
If you build yourself too big of a bubble, it's going to hurt worse when that bubble bursts

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Translation:

Just be aware that if we ever beat you, it will be devastating because we never beat you. In a way, we've really just been setting you up for a big time defeat at some later time.

Aggy became Mississippi State so gradually I barely even noticed.

November 2015:

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TexAgChill
Les Miles was carried out on the shoulder of players like he won the Super Bowl. Miles said Joe Alleva didn't tell him he would keep his job until they beat us. Without this game, Miles is fired and LSU is going in a different direction. Whatever LSU status quo is, we kept it in motion. Bama, Ole Miss, and Arky fans owe us some gratitude. We are their Super Bowl. Since we joined the SEC, we are LSU's greatest accomplishment.

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Translation, sure we can't ever beat them but look how much they like to beat us. Anyone can beat us, but they still like it.

June 2016

Though LSU beating aggy is a tradition, we force you to play on Thanksgiving!

September 2016

It is announced that this year will be the last year that LSU and aggy will play on Thanksgiving anywhere.

December 2016

Aggy is thumping their chest that LSU hired a guy they couldn't beat at home and let put up 54 points on them. For LSU, that's like 64,000 points.

The moral victories are becoming more random and smaller. We've just about beaten the last resistance out of them.