re: Bama's secret weapon to be unveiled Sat....seriously, and it's a doozy

I seriously thought this was going to be another obscure rule that Bama's staff found that somehow gets them to start the game with 7 points or something.

Cause seriously, Bama has people on staff purely to pour over laws and by-laws of the NCAA for every competitive advantage.

Wow, that started off as a troll but now I've made myself jealous.

Whatever, frick Bama. Your QB is going to shite himself on Saturday and we're winning by 21. Then Coach O is going to lead us to the National title and Sonic will offer .50 corndogs all day, every day in celebration. Book it.