re: The First Bama Fan I See In Knox Today, I'm Gonna Fight

I was in McDonald's in south Alabama this morning standing in line. This middle aged lady standing in front of me had on an orange sweatshirt. I wasn't sure if it was a team color of some sort, but a second later her long pony tail shifted to side on here back and revealed a T, so definitely a UT fan. But the story here is really not about a UT fan or the fact she was a lady. No, the story here is that when her long ponytail moved to side it did so ON ITS OWN. The long ponytail was some sort of live animal, had to have been.