re: Most painful poop you've ever taken

I had a wreck in May. To begin with, I had not pooped in a day or so before the wreck. Then, I had to have surgery to repair a broken femur. So fast forward about 8 days after being under anesthesia, loaded with morphine and painkillers, and only having an appetite for bananas, I finally decided it was time to give it a shot.

Combine the pain of 9 days of no fecal evacuations with the fact that the toilet seat was hitting me right where the break was in my leg, and the humiliation of having to be helped to the toilet by my fiancé and mother, it was pretty much the most physical and mentally painful shite in the history of shits.