re: 2016 Football Tickets

Favorite "caint hep it story" was from a local Texas politician I won't namedrop here because he's an old friend. He was talking about this situation involving some family friends in his small, rural home town. I'd stopped by his office after the parents of one of his old classmates came in for some bidness stuff, and I while they were there they shared the good news that their son had passed his AIDS test, which of course mortified us because it wasn't any of our business.

Later, I asked the the guy - who is a very sincere religious conservative - what it was like finding out his old school friend was gay. Direct quote: "Oh he cain't hep it, that's just the way he is. That boy was running around the house in his mama's dresses when we was six years old."