re: 2016 Football Tickets

As a little kid, I would nearly get my arse whipped because I couldn't help but laugh when my old school Louisiana dad was flying off the handle pissed off and saying things like "cotton-pickin'" or "dagnabbit." I was this emoticon irl:

Every girl I've ever dated who wasn't from Texas would make fun of the way I talk and say I reminded them of their grandfathers. Caint hep it, and I've gotten to the age where I don't care and don't bother trying to cover up where I'm from.