re: Someone kick a football

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*Walks up to Nick Saban's house and knocks on the door

Saban: If you're not my Little Debbie dealer then go away!

Me: Sorry to bother you Coach but there is a snorlax in the stadium and the gates are locked so I can't catch-

*driveway raises and out roars a Mercedes convertible with Saban in the drivers seat, Lane Kiffin riding shotgun while Thunderstruck blares over the radio. Saban rotates his straw hat 180 degrees.

Saban: Get in.

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