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re: WomenU - The case for the best women's sports program in the SEC.

Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:54 pm to
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We wouldn't invent men's clothing because the best thing a man can wear is his birthday suit. Instead we invent women's clothing that prevents them from competing for the men we love (or want to love):




Have to give it to y'all...you just roll with the punches about this line of hazing.

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34348 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:08 pm to


Actually the intention is to not just roll with the punches, that is a beta move. The only reason an Aggie is going to turn the other cheek is so that a man can stick his penis there.

Our intention is to go too far so "Mr. Conservative SEC Fan" who makes a gay joke to get a few yucks is forced to deal with the vivid mental image we implant on his brain when we run with his joke down the rabbit hole. That way he is less likely to draw water from the same well in the future, because we might make him deal with another gay mental image.

Basically the same concept as a shock collar for dogs, because let's be honest we are dealing with similar levels of intelligence in a lot of cases on this forum (present company excluded).
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 1:16 pm
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