re: This thread is about what you and your family are having for Christmas lunch/din

Im having frito scoops with a lovely spinach dip I procured from wal marts earlier. I let the dip age on my coffee table for about 3hrs as I passed out on the toilet when I got home. the dip has a pungent bouquet. like lance armstrongs taint. but very edible. the scoops however were somewhat chewy. apparently you need to put a roach clip on the bag if you abandon them for 2+ hours. alas im having a nice meal. with a shot of chipotle tobasco I feel like im in guadalajara getting my dick sucked by a weather girl