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Im american as frick. I just lifted a stouffer's lasagna out the oven with my bare hands. and that should worry all of you . I like my politicians old, white, an wealthy. When I was young, I sold my everlasting soul to satan just to be good at call of duty. I wasnt using it anyway

And its 2k a week vs about 500
New year, new me
Trying to be fiscally responsible

I think Chef is immune to the rule.

I had this dream the other night. Joe biden landed on my roof with 10 or so magic mooses. I launched for the desert eagle under my coffee table. ran out into the yard and caught thornton in the thigh and two moose in the throat. They all slid down and crushed the cab of my truck. It was like a tim burton plateau. you can't always get what you want. but you always. get what you need. aw yeah

It depends on whence you you reside. In atl its close to the the same. you can get shock the monkey fish scale if you drive to the deck for a buck a germ. with pedigree, you can can get a point of that tom brady for 10. and it might be chopped with walking dead. like baltimore, where my brothers at

Elsewhere ,soil is double. like savannah. they got that steve harvey for 200 a piece and 450 a ball. but you cant even get sick off it. id rather go to the clinic really. for reference I drawed up a half like of donkey kong down in new Orleans and died on the way to the hospital. that shite was mustard. and I cant wait to get back down there

I had a Charles Norris line on standby I forgot to use

Here's the thing about dv's. Dont get me wrong. I love em. taste like chicken. I had the OT record a while back until Rex came along. but down votes are whats wrong with society. Ok. check me out. you have a message board with a bunch of anonymous assholes talking shite to each other. A few special ed retards like me who post their real name, pics of the chicks they frick, their phone number, email etc. But thats another story. So lets just say we're mostly all anonymous. But lets take it a step further. If I dont like you, or dislike some shite you post, im going to click this sad little arrow. Im going to throw one egg at your house and run. Personally, I love telling someone I don't like them or that their opinion sucks. Its one of my favorite things about me. Or just drop in with a finely tuned insult. Like "your mothers crotch smells like an AA meeting" or "your sisters breath smells like apartheid". both of those are acceptable. Just dont be a bitch. make enemies. have a fricking opinion

True story. I got kicked out of st.Michaels for two weeks in 5th grade for smashing a nun in the face with a cupcake. she had smacked me with a ruler for talking in line. so I calmly reached into my lunch bag. grabbed a cupcake my mom made the night before. walked to the front of the line and smashed that god damn cupcake in sister catherine's face. bitch was still wearing an eye patch when I came back to school. being dramatic. you know why I got kicked out for two weeks instead of one? because I wouldnt fricking apologize. even though my dad beat me like a runaway slave. because frick that. Im still glad the bitch had corneal abrasion. I still run into motherfrickers at the beach that tell me that was one of their best childhood memories

Another true story. when I was in my 20s I was fricked up and pulled into the parkers on president street one night. the one on the black side. while I was pumping gas some coon was arguing with his fat arse girlfriend. he reached in the car and grabbed her by the shirt like he was gonna pull her out the window. I could tell he was about to hit her. I ran up on him and beat that motherfricker half to death. went to jail for it. I'd do it again

My whole point is, stand for something. Have a god damn opinion. Be a fricking man. don't sit their behind your nerdy arse qwerty consantino wire and lob down votes like a buck tooth bitch. assert yourself. be like trump. say the wrong thing, but say SOMETHING. you can believe I will. except for those I've been warned I'll be banned for fricking with. but best believe I get the itch though. bad

Merry christmas cocksuckers

Oh my god. I just went in on you bitches didn't even misspell anything
.the frick you talkin bout

Where can you get that creflo dollar mic drop? here **** PREACH

I just did a 40 bag of dope and smashed on all yalll

What kinda cupcake was it?