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re: Radi reporting Jim Chaney (Pitt) will be our new OC

Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:10 pm to
After high school he joined the army to learn the colonel's secret recipe
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:15 pm to
His favorite saying is " you can teach a man to fish. but where the frick is the tartar sauce?"
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:17 pm to
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Next to his toilet :



Don't recommend. It will clog the pipes. I can remember back in my younger days and a bad case of the mud butt seemed to think this would do the trick.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:18 pm to
He wears steel toe flip flops
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:20 pm to
I think im good now
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:31 pm to
Nope

He drank a diet coke one time and threw up
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:38 pm to
Facebook charges him for selfies
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:40 pm to
Goddammit
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:46 pm to
He tried coke one time when he was 18. charlie sheen smoked a piece of his underwear yesterday and died
Posted by bwoody
Georgia
Member since Nov 2014
182 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Beantownbulldog
Beantown
Member since Aug 2015
547 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:23 pm to
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Chaney / Pittman hire really fits with what Smart has been preaching our offense would be though if think about it. We need to be better up front in the trenches and you need to get your best players the football no matter what scheme you run. I think Chaney was able to sell that he would mold the offense to whatever our players strengths were and that was a big selling point to Smart. The fact that Chaney could sway Pittman to come along with him as probably helped as well.


Thank you Sir. A voice of reason.
Posted by Beantownbulldog
Beantown
Member since Aug 2015
547 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:27 pm to
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Given Smart has game planned against this guy numerous times and knows what he's doing - he has to have a reason to make this hire that we're all missing.


This ^^^

Everything is going to be fine. Let's turn our attention to a recommitment from Mr. Eason.
Posted by JRDawg77
Member since Oct 2013
707 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:31 pm to
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a "gland problem"


How about cerebral palsy...you fckn twat. Let me educate you...some of his muscle don't fire properly so his metabolism isn't regular. Has nothing to do with diet. How many triathlons have you done? He has done three youth versions, even with a disability. I know you think your eloquence and humor is superior to everyone else but much to your dismay,you don't know everything nor are you funny. Too bad some of that coke you snorted didn't finish you off. If the mods ban someone for a pic of decapitated dog and let you get by with your last post they are spineless...I'm calling them out to ban you for life.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:43 pm to
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How about cerebral palsy.


Youre a god damn liar. there are no fat cerebral palsy people. and frick you for inventing this kid just to come on here and check me motherfricker. your a disgrace to cerebral palsy victims. I hope your mother gets raped by Shaq. bitch ill be here posting long after youre gone

quote:

,you don't know everything nor are you funny.


Is that a fact. because the consensus is im pretty fricking funny

quote:

 Too bad some of that coke you snorted didn't finish you off. If the mods ban someone for a pic of decapitated dog and let you get by with your last post they are spineless



Bitch I dont give a frick if I drop tomorrow. I welcome that shite. I hope every time I do a shot its my last. I hate this fricking planet. And you're my new #1 reason why. frick this place and all the garbage that comes with it
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:48 pm to
Chef is high as frick on adderal or another upper, with no sleep, glued to his tablet.

Posted by JRDawg77
Member since Oct 2013
707 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:52 pm to
My apologies to all for hijacking the thread.. That just rubbed me wrong. Back to football..hope the new OC does well and can keep Eason.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:00 pm to
frick you you fat apologist. I hope your kid doesn't get laid till he's 48. Im not even gonna eat today just because of you. you nauseated me to my fiber. I hope you drown in a pool of margerine
Posted by JRDawg77
Member since Oct 2013
707 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:04 pm to
.....???? actually that was quite funny! Hope I can make your life a living hell. Give me something to do until NSD.
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7903 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:13 pm to
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How about cerebral palsy...you fckn twat. Let me educate you...some of his muscle don't fire properly so his metabolism isn't regular. Has nothing to do with diet.


Yeah, Chaney doesn't have a disability, though. Surely you understand the difference here.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:30 pm to


Goddamn. I knew something went down when I came back to the board
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