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re: LSU Fans and the Alleged Fear
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:04 pm to Calvin Candie
Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:04 pm to Calvin Candie
Dear God, Our Heavenly Father, Hear Our late night Thanksgiving prayer,
Please smite LSU. Allow me to ridiculously exaggerate everything pertaining to LSU with a straight face.Protect me from perspective, truth and reason. Let me paint everything LSU in the worst possible light. Please ensure only negative outcomes for those we seek to smite, O Lord. Let me hurl bullshite with great conviction. Let my hysterically insecure predictions of impending LSU doom come true and let the ladies overlook the fact that I am a tiny, tiny boy-man with a tiny, tiny penis that only works if Nick Saban is in the room.
Amen and RMFTR.
P.S.-Please give my sister bigger tits and send me the money to level off my trailer.
Please smite LSU. Allow me to ridiculously exaggerate everything pertaining to LSU with a straight face.Protect me from perspective, truth and reason. Let me paint everything LSU in the worst possible light. Please ensure only negative outcomes for those we seek to smite, O Lord. Let me hurl bullshite with great conviction. Let my hysterically insecure predictions of impending LSU doom come true and let the ladies overlook the fact that I am a tiny, tiny boy-man with a tiny, tiny penis that only works if Nick Saban is in the room.
Amen and RMFTR.
P.S.-Please give my sister bigger tits and send me the money to level off my trailer.
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