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Things you like more than Auburn (API)

Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:41 am
Posted by biggsc
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34209 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:41 am
Wood sander to the balls
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:42 am to
Nothing. I like nothing more than the highest rated public university in the state of Alabama.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29133 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Things you like more than Auburn



nice, big titties.


I like them way better than I like Auburn.


Next question.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 11:44 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:46 am to
The Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46820 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:47 am to
Herpes
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51818 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:55 am to
shite sandwiches.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:04 pm to
ISIS
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2103 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:06 pm to
The movie Mamma Mia on constant repeat.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:08 pm to
TV commercials

People who ride in the left lane and don't use cruise control

Odouls

Female color commentators

Fat women who smoke cigarettes
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19607 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:12 pm to
SJW's
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17110 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:13 pm to
Now this is a thread that will work. Bunch of hater bites. 7.36 /10.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:15 pm to
Urban Meyer
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14456 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:16 pm to
Slamming my dick in a car door.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17398 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:22 pm to
Things that Bama tRantards admit that they like:

biggsc - Wood sander to the balls
genro - The Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
Tuscaloosa - herpes
bamarep - shite sandwiches
RECConspiracy - The movie Mamma Mia on constant repeat
TidenUP - slamming his dick in a car door

I knew you frickers were weird, but damn...
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:54 pm to
pussy and cocaine?
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:55 pm to
A brier spiked catheter.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24633 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:00 pm to
Popcorn kernels stuck in my teeth
Yellow Starburst
Florida Georgia Line
Feminists
Jerry Sandusky
The McRib
The new episodes of Family Guy
The Teen Choice Awards
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:04 pm
Posted by TopJimmy
Heart of Dixie
Member since Nov 2011
1354 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:08 pm to
One time I had a holiday dinner at a Birmingham establishment that kept bringing out steamed crawfish.

Delicious. Fantastic. Best dinner I've ever had. Corn on the cob, steamed red potatoes, and beer. Life doesn't get any better. I chowed down on those crawfish like there was no tomorrow.

I swear to God, for the next 2 weeks I could not summon a solid bowel movement. I'd wake up sweating and cramping at 2am, then again at 4am.

Imagine this for days in a row.

I'm currently paying tuition to Auburn for one of my kids. Even so, I'd rather go through that Gastro-intestonal hell than cheer for Auburn on the football field.

Edited for spelling. I probably missed a couple.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:11 pm
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:30 pm to
Zipping up the beans above the frank.
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