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re: Our fan base is a bunch of pessimists

Posted on 11/3/15 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 6:02 pm to
[quote] Our fan base is a bunch of pessimists Typically the ones who are ardent head enthusiasts well after a legal name change arent particularly discriminate about whos cock is in their mouth. Im sorry you had to find out like this. But hey, you know what id do if I was you? Just tell all your buddies that yall are swingers. Nobody has to know that really means your wife is behind dollar general most nights sucking the souls out of benny and the jets while you play mario kart back at the house. That'll be our little secret[/quote


You beat me to it....Wives who really like sucking dick don't stop when they get married...they just stop sucking their husbands dick. If you stay married long enough.....in my experience about 15 years....the only time you are going to get blown is going to be when the wife ain't in the room. It starts at about the 6 th month.....you may even see an increase in oral activity for a year as she is out to prove that she ain't that girl....but suddenly about year three you gotta kind of direct it....like in high school....after about 5 years you will simply be begging...and it will always be a quid pro quo situation...you will have to go down on her to have a prayer....a death on your side of the family might get you blown without a 60 minute pussy munching but if your thinking that Sunday morning blower is going to happen just because you are you you are in for a rude awakening. After about 7 years you pretend you don't care.....and after about 10 years you actually convince yourself.....
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