re: Our fan base is a bunch of pessimists

Typically the ones who are ardent head enthusiasts well after a legal name change arent particularly discriminate about whos cock is in their mouth. Im sorry you had to find out like this. But hey, you know what id do if I was you? Just tell all your buddies that yall are swingers. Nobody has to know that really means your wife is behind dollar general most nights sucking the souls out of benny and the jets while you play mario kart back at the house. That'll be our little secret