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re: Our fan base is a bunch of pessimists

Posted on 11/3/15 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 5:26 pm to
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been a long time since I had a girlfriend but do they stop sucking dick?


Indeed they do. Oddly it seems to occur shortly after this...

Her: Hey babe. this is crazy I know, but I was in wal mart earlier today and saw the most gorgeous baby. You know what. it looked just like a little you and me. Like what our baby would look like

You:

Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 5:45 pm to
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Indeed they do. Oddly it seems to occur shortly after this... Her: Hey babe. this is crazy I know, but I was in wal mart earlier today and saw the most gorgeous baby. You know what. it looked just like a little you and me. Like what our baby would look like



I see your point but that is an opportunity to get blown a few last times while changing her status from girlfriend to ex girlfriend...by the time she is at the point where it is all straight up fricking and no more blowers you should have the next cocksucker on deck.....the only time a woman has any right to quit sucking dick is when you frick up and say I do.....that is if she wants to be a girlfriend and not an ex girlfriend....

I have been married a long time so I barely remember exactly what a blowjob is. I have to live in a world where girlfriends suck dick non-stop.....please don't take that away from me....i don't know that I can take that fantasy world crashing AND us having no offense at all......it's too dam much.......
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