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Dating site lines that work

Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:08 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:08 pm
Been doing these off and on for fun for a long time. There are three that get responses almost every time on tinder(which is easier because she will sleep with you if you don't screw it up she did slide right). POF it's about 40-50 percent depending on your looks obviously that will range. OKCupid sucks.

Easy lines.

Sara! - That's it. Here name and and exclamation point. Sounds dumb? It works. They will always respond with two things. JAMES!(your name), and how are you or whats up or something. Try it.

This one is crazy...but it's ballsy. I'll screen shot a pic of it getting a date in one message not ten minutes ago from my phone.

I stole candy from a kid today. I wanted to save it from diabetes, and I love chocolate, I'm sure you are impressed with my act of valor, so I agree, we should get coffee. And the girl is banging hot.

Quick! Why don't octopus have eyes?
Then instantly. "Too slow". You will never know. Try harder next time.


What do ya'll have that you've seen work? Hi and Hey suck. If you are succeeding with that, she's ugly or you are smoking hot.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:10 pm to
Crap...how do you post a pic from your phone on this site?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55524 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:27 pm to
Sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:30 pm to
I prefer Craig's List ads.

" Howdy, I'm looking for a deadly vixen to do battle with on a weekly basis. We could meet in parks, rooftops, on the top of a moving train, on top of a moving truck, on top of anything really. My last arch-enemy found a new villain to fight when she decided beating me was too easy =(. I'm looking for someone strong, but not too strong. If you're about Buffy strong, you're too strong, but if you're about Sailor Mercury strong, that's too weak. Costumes are a plus and bring a group if you want, but no more than 3 because there's a difference between losing a battle and just straight up getting jumped. Should we ever have a common greater foe, I'm all for teaming up, but just that one time. Please respond soon, I'm so out of practice. "

Also, stop going to dating sites and just talk to women face to face.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:35 pm to
Wanna frick?


Seems to work well.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5155 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:19 pm to
"Ay bby u want sum fukk?"
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:12 pm to
There is nothing that universally works. Women are apparently people too, and therefore all different. You need to be able to try and read them from what info there is in their pics and bio to judge how you should approach the situation
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5158 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 9:47 pm to
"Hey girl, been jackin' it to your Facebook pics."
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31360 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:16 am to
NO line, just dick pic.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:20 pm to
Can you believe there's going to be 7 planets left soon?!


Yeah after I destory Uranus
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14197 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:06 am to
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Unfortunately, this one has to be done in-person.
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